Birthday SMS - 1

• I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u this comes with many loving thoughts & warm wishes i send 2o may ur day be filled with laughter on this ur special day & may the finest things in life always come ur way happy birthday!

• I would like to thank god for bringing you to life. and i would like to ask god to give you as much years to live as he can.

• It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain , the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...

• Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here's a wish 4 my darling... may all ur dreams cum true & i wish u a very happy birth day. with lots of luv nd kisses... 4rom a heart that beats...just 4u by me

• Becoz u're so special u makes me go crazy hapi bday 2 u switluv switness switthing i luv u ivin stronger.

• With lots of love, this message comes 2 say u're wished the joys u so deserve especially 2day..... & may the days that lie ahead be extra-nice 1, 2o, filled with all the happiness thought 2 come 2 u. !! happy birthday !!

• 'happy birth day' wish u a day brings the best in life for u. may life lead u to great happiness and success. have a lovely birth day.

• Da stars wishes u,da brightness of moon wishes u,da sunshine wishes u,da waves wishes u,da flowers wishes u,da morning wishes u,wish wishes u last but not da least a heartless wishes u ""happy birth day""

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Exams SMS - 2

• To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

• Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
  Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
  Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
  

• A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
  Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
  

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Exams SMS - 1

• kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

• har taraf padhai ka saya hai
  peparon mein number kisne paya hai
  ham to u hin aye the paper dene
  sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
  

• Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
  Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
  Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
  Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
  Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

• Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
  It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
  It functions right from the time we are born,
  and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

• My nights are going sleepless,
  my days are going useless.
  So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
  GOD replied, "no dear, result is near

• A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

• Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

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Lohri SMS | Happy Lohri | Lohri di Vadhaiya | Lohri Messages

• Fir aa gayi bhangre di vari,
  Lohri manan di karo tayari,
  Agg de kol sare aao sundar mundriye,
  Zor nal gao "HaPpY LoHrI"

• Mungfli di khushbu te gurh di mithaas, makki di roti te sarso da saag, dil di khushi te aapneya da pyar, mubarak hove tone LOHRI KA TYOHAR.

• Meethe gud main mil gaya til, udi patang aur khil gaya dil, Har pal sukh aur har din shanti aap k liye Happy Lohri.

• I wish that Warmth of bonn fire,
  sweetness of GUR & REWRI at Lohri
  remain with U for ever
  -*- Happy LOHRI -*-

• *_H_A_P_P_Y_*
  
  
  *_L_O_H_R_I_*
  
  
  (IN ADVANCE)
  
  Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.. Pal mai LOHÄRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??
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• By the end of the first week of January, small groups of boys go ringing doorbells and chanting some kind of doggerel with each line ending in “ho”. Lohri songs are rhymed nonsense, at times very funny.
  
      Saalee paireen juttee
      Jeevey Sahib dee kuttee
      Kuttee no nikalya phoraa
      Jeevey sahib da ghora
      Ghorey uttay kaathee
      Jeevey sahib da haathee
      Haathee maarya padd
      Dey maaee daanya da chajj
  
  (My sister-in-law has slippers on her feet/ Long may live the Sahib’s bitch./ The bitch developed a sore/ Long live the Sahib’s horse./ The horse has a saddle/ Long live the Sahib’s elephant/ The elephant let out a loud fart/ It gave the old woman a start.)
  
  Also every other Lohri song has words to express gratitude to Dulla Bhatti(The 'ho's are in chorus)
  
      Sunder mundriye ho!
      Tera kaun vicaharaa ho!
      Dullah bhatti walla ho!
      Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho!
      Ser shakkar payee ho!
      Kudi da laal pathaka ho!
      Kudi da saalu paatta ho!
      Salu kaun samete!
      Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti!
      Zamindaar sudhaye!
      bade bhole aaye!
      Ek bhola reh gaya!
      Sipahee far ke lai gaya!
      Sipahee ne mari eet!
      Sanoo de de lohri te teri jeeve jodi!(Cry or howl!)
      Bhaanvey ro te bhaanvey pit!
  
  Translation
  
      Beautiful girl
      Who will think about you
      He is dulla bhatti Dulla's daughter got married
      He gave 1 kg sugar!
      The girl is wearing a red suit!
      But her shawl is torn!
      Who will stitch her shawl?!
      The uncle made choori!
      The landlords looted it!
      Landlords are beaten up!
      Lots of innocent boys came
      One innocent boy got left behind
      The police arrested him!
      The policeman hit him with a brick!
      Cry or howl!
      Give us lohri ..long live your couple!
      Whether you cry, or bang your head later!

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New Year SMS - 8

• Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful. May u have an abundance of all 3 ahead. Happy New Year.
  
• !!! New Year quotes !!!May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ~Joey Adams
  
• Lets' recollect what life had to say in 2007 and make life listen to you more in 2008. Lets' cherish the moments of 2007 and then say most of them adios to create space for newer, better memories forthcoming in 2008. Happy new year.Lets' be a better human being, a better family man, and the least a better citizen in 2008.
  
• New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up for new challenges. Wishing U and Ur family, a truly fulfilling and Prosperous 2008.

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New Year SMS - 7

• Wishing u & ur family a wonderful yearahead, where dreams become a reality, Success becomes routine & happiness a habit worn with pride. Happy New Year.
  
• Wishing you and your family a very happy and fruitful new year.
  
• Another fresh new year is here to Live, Love, Laugh and give & to banish worry, doubt and fear. Wish you a very happy and prosperous New Year ahead.
  
• May peace, health, success and contentment surrounds you and your loved ones through 2008. Much love & affection.

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New Year SMS - 6

• Lets Welcome the year which is Fresh & New. Lets cherish each moment it beholds, lets celebrate this blissful New Year with WISHING each other a HAPPY NEW YEAR.
  
• Before the memories fade away & the sun sets for the last time in 2007. Wishing you & your family a HAPPY and SPARKLING NEW YEAR.
  
• As the year comes to an end, I take time to thanks the special people who touched my life....Thoughtful friends who have shown concern & made life more meaningful.....Thank You... May GOD continue to give you abundant blessings and happiness in the NEW YEAR.
  
• Ude aapke jeevan mein pankh khol ke harsh,
  Sukh samridhi ki abha barsay prati pal nutan varsh.
  Wishing you a very happy and prosperous new year.

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Diwali ( Deepawali) SMS - 2

• isse pehle dipawali ki sham ho jaye,badhaiyo ka silsila aam ho jaye, bheed mein shamil hamara bhi naam ho jaye, kyo na dipawali ki abhi se Ram Ram ho jaye. Happy Diwali.
  
  
• Here's wishing u and ur family a very happy Diwali. May Goddess Laxmi & Lord Ganesha bestow health, wealth, happiness & longevity on u all always.
  
  
• Happy Diwali :-) Hope it brings lots of happy moments for u and ur loved ones.
  
  
• May on this Diwlai night, Goddess Laxmi's steed run out of fuel right at your doorstep; and then she likes your place so much that she decides to dwell there permanently. Too complicated na - basically make tons of money. Give some to charity(e.g. ME). Happy Diwali.
  

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Diwali ( Deepawali) SMS - 1

• Wish u & ur family a very Happy & Prosperous Diwali & a Great Year ahead. May this year all ur dreams come true. With lots of Good Luck,
  
  
• May every light that sparkles n every lamp that glows this Diwali, usher in new era of wealth, health n happiness 4 u n ur family. Happy Diwali..
  
  
• Khushian ho overflow, Masti kabhi na ho low, Dosti ka rang chaya rahe, Sohrat ki ho bauchar, aisa ho aapke liye Diwali ka tyohar. Happy Diwali.
  
  
• May GOD increase ur peace, love, wealth nhealth on this festive season of Diwali. Happy Diwali to u n ur family.
  

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Holi SMS - 1

• Gulal ka rang, Gubaro ki maar, Suraj ki kirne, khushiyon ki bahar, chand ki chandni, aur apno ka pyaar, Mubarak ho Apko " Rango ka Tyohar". Happy Holi.

• Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega, e khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna warna hamare sang Holi ka Hurdang kaun karega. Happy Holi.
  
  
• 1 Day 2 go. Holi aane mein aur aapke nahane mein. Happy Bath Anniversary. Happy Holi too.

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New Year SMS - 5

• We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
  
  
• May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
  
  
• Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
  
  
• Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
  Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
  Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
  Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
  
  
• Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2007 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.
  
  
• Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
  Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
  Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
  New Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
  
  
• Es Naye Saal mein
  Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
  Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
  Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
  Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.
  
  
• Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
  Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
  Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
  Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
  Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
  *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
  
  
• Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
  Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
  Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
  Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
  Naya saal aaya hai chalo...
  DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
  
  
• Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
  Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
  thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
  usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2008, 2007 k baad.
  Wish u a Happy new year.

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New Year SMS - 4

• Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
  Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
  Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
  Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ......
  Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!
  
  
• New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2008
  
  
• My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2008.
  
  
• Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
  
  
• Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
  Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
  Never put Tear, Please Hear,
  I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
  Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
  
  
• In Year 2008 may God...would be your Best Friend,
  He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
  God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
  
  
• Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.
  
  
• A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
  A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
  A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &
  Heart full of Love..
  All these are my Prayers for You..
  Wish u a Happy New Year.
  
  
• Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
  Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
  Wish your Life will always be Bright.
  So my Dear don't get Fear
  Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
  *HAPPY NEW YEAR*

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New Year SMS - 3

• New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.
  
  
• "Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"
  
  
• "On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"
  
  
• Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors and let each new year find you a better man.
  
  
• Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year
  
  
• "May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"
  
  
• In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
  God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
  So,Enjoy spending…
  Happy New Year.
  
  
• " I Wish in 2oo8 God gives You...
  12 Month of Happiness,
  52 Weeks of Fun,
  365 Days Success,
  8760 Hours Good Health,
  52600 Minutes Good Luck,
  3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! "
  
  
• Memorable moment r celebrated together,
  U r my best friend for now & forever,
  Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
  Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear.
  
  
• Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2008
  
  
• Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
  FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
  everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
  
  
• When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
  Let it signify new and better things for you,
  let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
  Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
  Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2008.
  
  
• With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008*

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New Year SMS - 2

• Before the golden sun sets,
  2007's calender is destroyed,
  And mobile networks get jammed,
  I wish in 2008 every moment is enjoyed
  
  
• God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
  
  
• Beauty..
  Freshness..
  Dreams..
  Truth..
  Imagination..
  Feeling..
  Faith..
  Trust..
  This is begining of a new year!
  
  
• HAPPY NEW YEAR
  Receive my simple gift of LOVE
  Wrapped with SINCERITY
  Tied with CARE &
  Sealed with BLESSINGS
  2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
  HAPPY NEW YEAR....
  
  
• Tom Cruise
  Angelina Jolie
  Aishwarya Rai
  Arnold
  Jennifer Lopez
  Amitabh Bachhan
  & me..
  All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
  
  
• Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
  
  
• Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
  Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
  And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
  Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

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New Year SMS - 1

• No TEAR, No FEAR, Khao cake te piyo BEER, kyunki o my DEAR, 4 din baad hai,
  "NEW YEAR", so HAPPY NEW YEAR!
  Dekhi mitran di yari, 4 din pehle hee bata diya.
  
• 2007 take ke apne paap mitane ke liye 101 bar iss mantra ka jaap karo- EAST or WEST "JANU" is the BEST.
  Ab is SMS mein apna naam dal kar ek aur paap mat karna.

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