New Year Messages | New Year SMS | Bye Bye 2010 | Happy New Year

Monday, December 27, 2010

* The only way to spend New Year 2011 Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel.Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off,
* Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Wellcome New year 2011!
* Year�s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Wellcome Year 2011!
* One Interesting News What�s this? 1111...Coming New Year Date 1-1-11 I think I am the First Person To To Inform u .Good Bye 2010!
* Hope this New Year brings you, Hopes for a bright future, Afection and Love, Peace for the heart, Prosperity that�s unlimited,Happy New Year
* May each day of the coming year be vibrant and New bringing along many reasons for celebrations. Wishing you Happy New Year 2011!
* Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success
* Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n hapiness topped with loads of good fortune.HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011
* Nights r Dark but Days r Light, Wish ur Life will always be Bright. So my Dear don't get Fear, Because,God Gift us a Brand New Year
* Let's Welcome The New Year Which Is Fresh And New Cheerish Each Moment It Beholds Celebrate This Blissfull Year 2011,Good Bye 2010.

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Anniversary April Fool's Day Birthday Christmas Congratulations Diwali Dussehra Friendship Friendship Day Fathers Day Ganesh Chaturthi Good Bye 2010 Good morning Good Night Good Friday Have a great day Holi IndependenceDay Inspirational Jokes Love Marriage Miss you Mothers Day New Year Puzzle SMS Raksha Bandhan Ramdan Wishes Republic Day Sankranthi Sorry Stay in Touch Thank you Valentine day
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* Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade,before the net works get jammed Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year2011
* We will open the book.Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves.The book is called Opportunity.Welcome New Page 2011.
* Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE,Afternoon brings FAITH,Evening brings LOVE,Night brings REST,HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011
* Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors and let each new year find you a better man. Happy New Year 2011!
* Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy New Year. Welcome Year 2011!
* Throughout the Coming Year may ur life be filled with little celebration of Happiness Wishes u a Bright Happy and Prosperous New Year
* Of all sound of all bells,the most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.
* Let's forget past mistakes making amends for this year Sending u these greetings to bring u hope and cheer Good by 2010
* Y ears and years of good health E njoyment and mirth A angels to watch over you R embrances of a happy years! Welcome To Year 2011!
* Last gud morning 0f Last month of year and Last day of month Last day of year Good bye 2010

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Anniversary April Fool's Day Birthday Christmas Congratulations Diwali Dussehra Friendship Friendship Day Fathers Day Ganesh Chaturthi Good Bye 2010 Good morning Good Night Good Friday Have a great day Holi IndependenceDay Inspirational Jokes Love Marriage Miss you Mothers Day New Year Puzzle SMS Raksha Bandhan Ramdan Wishes Republic Day Sankranthi Sorry Stay in Touch Thank you Valentine day
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* Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year
* Here's wishing you more happiness Than all my words can tell, Not just alone for New Years Eve But for all the year as well ,Wellcome 2011!
* A NEW YEAR A New Challenge A New Goal A New Optimism A New Aproach A New Mission A New Resolution Wishng U a very "Happy New year" 2011
* Before the golden sun sets, 2010"s calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in 2011 every moment is enjoyed
* In The Universal Bank of God God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you So,Enjoy spending New Year
* Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always & may New Year 2011.Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness Good Bye 2010
* I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year 2011.
* New Year's Day:Now is the accepted time to mak your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual
* Like birds, let us,leave behind what we don"t need to cary GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
* Receive my simple gift of LOVE Wraped with "SINCERITY" Tied with CARE & Sealed with DUA 2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life.HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Anniversary April Fool's Day Birthday Christmas Congratulations Diwali Dussehra Friendship Friendship Day Fathers Day Ganesh Chaturthi Good Bye 2010 Good morning Good Night Good Friday Have a great day Holi IndependenceDay Inspirational Jokes Love Marriage Miss you Mothers Day New Year Puzzle SMS Raksha Bandhan Ramdan Wishes Republic Day Sankranthi Sorry Stay in Touch Thank you Valentine day
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* Look with positive intention speak with inner conviction.listen with intense attention. And you'll move in the right direction.Welcome 2011
* Let's forget past mistakes making amends for this year Sending you these greetings to bring you hope and cheer Happy New Year good bye 2010!
* A Beautiful Year is waiting 4 u,Walk vth Aims,Run vth Confidence,Fly vth ur Achievements.May u Have a Lovely year ahead. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011
* Do all the best u can, By all the ways u can, In all the manners u can, In all the occasions u can, At all the opportunity u can
* This is last evening of 2010 Last sun of 2010 Has spread its shine On earth Feel remaining Moments of last day Best of luck for 2011
* New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends, God bless new Year.
* Memorable moment are celebrate together, You are my best friend now and forever, Make me miss you even more this New Year, Welcome to 2011
* New Year begins, let us pray, That it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness,and abundance of new friends, good bye 2010 Welcome 2011
* Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success.

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Christmas SMS | Xmas Messages | Christmas Greetings

Sunday, December 19, 2010

    * Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end the splendor of Christ"s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

 

    * Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy for me it's watching U.

 

    * From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

 

    * A Christmas candle is a lovely thing It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away While quite unselfish, it grows small

 

    * Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry Christmas

 

    * Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

 

    * Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy: for me; its watching U.

 

    * receive blesses, then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all ur problem away from U! Happy X-Mas

 

    * joy was on Christ,love was on mas,so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.merry x mas

 

    * It is d month of Cakes n Candles Snow n Songs Carols n Joys Laughter n Love Its DECEMBER "Wishing u a Blessed Month of Christmas"

 

    * Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. Merry Christmas.

 

    * There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

 

    * Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas! Wishing u all the peace, joy, N love of the season!

 

    * Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind. Merry Christmas.

 

    * Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

 

    * If 1 night a big fat man jumps in at ur window grabs u and puts u in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted u for CHRISTMAS

 

    * I hope u have a wonderful Christmas. have a great new year Hopefully Santa will be extra good 2 u. enjoy ur holidays

 

    * Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful. Merry X-mas

 

    * recieve blesses, then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all ur problem away from U Happy X-Mas!

 

    * A silent night, a star above,a blessed gift of hope and love.A blessed Christmas to you!

 

    * If Christmas is to mean anything, it must reinforce in us our duty to each other.

 

    * It just reminds me of being a kid and Christmastime you know, watching TV.

 

    * A goose never voted for an early Christmas.

 

    * A Christmas shopper is complaint is one of long standing.

 

    * Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

 

    * Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

 

    * There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

 

    * He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

 

    * When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things not the great occasions give off the greatest glow of happiness.

 

    * For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind.

 

    * Heap on the wood, the wind is chill But let it whistle as it will We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

 

    * Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end the splendor of Christ humble birth,the love of friend for friend.

 

    * Somehow, not only for Christmas But all the long year through The joy that you give to others Is the joy that comes back to you.

 

    * May dis Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note, n make way for a fresh n bright New Year, Here wishing u a Merry X mas

 

    * Hope you will be delighted With all that Christmas has in store And may you find the New Year Brings all you r hoping for

 

    * Feelings r many but words r few clouds r dark but sky is blue Love is a paper life is glue every thing is false only My Love is TRUE.

 

    * Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy for me it is watching U

 

    * May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

 

    * Have an ideal Christmas an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values desires, affections, traditions.

 

    * I hope you have a wonderful christmas have a great new year Hopefully santa will be extra good to you enjoy your holidays

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Story and moral of the story

Monday, December 13, 2010


Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?"

But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not.That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?"

To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."

Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask.

For Example : Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation ?

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Johnny Johnny Reloaded

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

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Corporate Social Responsibility

Sunday, December 5, 2010

जब मैंने पहली बार दारू पी तो मैं अपनी नज़र में गिर गया - Values and Moral

और मैंने दारू छोड़ने का फैसला किया - Ethical Decision Making

पर जब मैंने उन तमाम दारू फैक्ट्री के मजदूरों, उनके बीवी बच्चो को देखा और उनके बारे में सोचा तो मेरी आँख भर आई  - Ethical Dilemma

और उसी पल फैसला किया की अबसे मैं रेगुलर दारू पीऊंगा - Decision Making in Ethical Dilemma

अपने लिए तो सब जीते है कभी दूसरो के लिए भी जीकर देखो यार - Utilitarianism - Greater good than less harm

दारू प्रेमी भाइयो की तरफ से जनहित में जारी! - Corporate Social Responsibility


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Munni Badnam Hui Vs Sheela Ki Jawani

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

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Social Media Marketing - Facebook, Twitter, Orkut, Skype, BBM, GTalk

Sunday, November 28, 2010

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Happy Diwali

Friday, November 5, 2010

Noticed ur phone got heavier with this sms? Thats bcoz it contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy Diwali.


Brighten this season with your smile. spread cheer,spread laughter. Happy Diwali.


Have a crackling Diwali May this season bring good luck and happiness 2 u and u r Family.


help ever.hurt never. love ever.hate never. give ever.except neve. smile ever.cry never. think me ever.forget 
me never. Happy Diwali


Dont open it for 36 days; Wht r u looking fr? Can't u wait? OK Go ahead! 'HAPPY DIWALI' Hope i'm the first person 2 wish u..


This occassion gives YOU: D-Dhan I-Ishwarkrupa P-Prassidhi A-Arogya V-Vaibhav A-Aishwarya L-Lavanya I-Ishwarsiddhi Shubh Diwali


Advance Happy Diwali B Careful From Other Duplicatewishers I m the Only AuthorizedISO 9001-2009 Certified Distributor of HAPPY DIWALI


Like the fire works sparkling in the sky may your each day glow with joy and be bright with smiles. WISHING U A HAPPY DIWALI


Diwali is wonderfulday 2pray 2care 2smile 2enjoy 2thank godess laxmi 4all that she gives 2 us HAPPY DIWALI


I want 2 send my hearties wishes on the special occasion of diwali festival. hope u enjoy and do lots of fun


Bright lights & lamps Delicious sweets snacks Dashing crackles sparkles Its time to gun for fun Happy Diwali!!


Look Outside It's Pleasant LIGHTS Smiling For u CANDLES Dancing For u FAIRIES Waiting For u bcoz I Ask them 2 Wish You HAPPY DIWALI


Let us keep Diwali holding it close 2 our hearts for its meaning never ends and its spirit is the warmth and joy of remembering friends

                                                                                                                                                                                            
Fortunate is the 1 who has learned 2 Admire, but not 2 envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali with plenty of Peace and Prosperity

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A picture is more than thousand words

Wednesday, November 3, 2010







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Exam Answer Sheet

Friday, October 29, 2010

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Balaya Series

Balakrishna went to cloth market
 
Balaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..
Salesman: plane lo chupinch mantara….
Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu…
 
 
Ntr: Babay  which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant…?
Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell the answer…..
 
 
Interviewer : Congrats you have selected. U r 1st  year salary is Rs19000 and next  year it  will be 26000.
Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year…..
 
 
Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera….
Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…
Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY  kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?
 
 
After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why…?
Because
He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach….
 
 
 
Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?
Balaya: Tiruvnannthapuram….
Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?
Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…
 
 
Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura …?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta…
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…
 
 
One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..
Akber : Allah hoo Akber…
Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya
 
 
Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?
Balaya: Side effects rakunda  untayani..
Ntr : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?
Balaya: Abundance na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna….
 
 
Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want Lift…?
Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..
 
 
Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki
Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?
Tc.: 1ki
Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?
Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali…
 
 
 “SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.
“SEEMALO SALEPURUGU”
CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu…

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Perception Graphs...

Wednesday, September 22, 2010












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GENIUS AT SCRABBLE

Sunday, September 19, 2010

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When
you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When
you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When
you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
 
DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

 
ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER


DESPERATION
 
  When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE
 
A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

I M A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

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Go to Heaven

Saturday, September 18, 2010

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Traffic Signals Explanation

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

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Plight of married man

Sunday, September 12, 2010

A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..
What do u say????????? ??

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A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

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Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………
Tum ... "KUWARE" ho…..

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Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO

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Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!

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Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST ".

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Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.

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A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''

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Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

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Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!

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Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Good Luck!

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Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai....

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Mere Bhai Chor Do Nasha

Saturday, September 11, 2010


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Happy Independence Day

Thursday, August 12, 2010

 

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YOU ARE IN DILLI WHEN.....

Sunday, August 8, 2010

You know you are from Delhi when.....

1. You drink only on Monday, Wednesday , and Thurday to Sunday evenings. And try not drinking on Tuesday.

2. Treating a friend means - Daaru Shaaru te kabbab shabaab.

3. Even in the most posh colonies, you hear, "Aaloo lelo !!!, Bhindi le lo !!!! Pyaaz le lo !!!!, Tamatar le lo......"

4. And you hear women asking the vegetable vendor "Bhaiyaa dhaniya hari mirchi nahi diya!" [Even with Half a kilo Carrot - Dhania & Hari Mirch is expected free ] ;)

5. A place to meet is Mocha, (CCD), Barista, Hookah.

6. You use the word "setting" or "jugaad" at-least once a day.

7. You have not visited either of - Qutub Minar, Red Fort, Lotus Temple. It is only for tourists, so Delhiites say.

8. You ride on the cycle rickshaw in NOIDA (more popularly known as NEODA) - haggle over the price, but still pity rickshaw walla's condition and give him what he asked.

9. You glare at people who call Gol Guppas as Pani Puri!

10. You always ask the vendor "Bhaiya yeh Gol-Guppe Aate ki hai ya Sooji ke?"

11. Schooling is best in Delhi not because of CBSE, but because you've had school cancelled thrice due to cold in winters & summer vacations preponed due to sudden increase heat in Summers and at least two Rainy Day off during Monsoon.

12. You have been to a wedding at a Mehrauli farmhouse at least once.

13. You understand all important words in Punjabi & punjabi "helping verbs" like teri maa di, teri bahen di...... Almost every Delhiite understands Punjabi to an extent. PUNJABI unites everyone.

14. You call the waiter in the restaurant "boss" or "Pappey" & tack on "yaar" "bhai" to almost every sentence.

15. You know that Pappay Da Dhaba or Kake Da Hotel has better butter chicken than Taj. You've at least tried it once! And you see a BMW, a Porsche OR a Mercedes parked outside it!

16. You describe practically every other person on the planet as "Vella". ('Idle' or Nikamma in Punjabi).

17. You see middle-aged Aunties wearing Gucci shades and holding LV bags having Gol-Gappas in GK or Bhelpuri in South Ex along with Diet Coke !

18. You call every stranger 'Bhaiyya'.

19. You refer to East Delhi as 'Jamuna Paar'.

20. You refer to AIIMS as Medical.

21. Pretty girls as Totta, Maal or Bamb (Punjabi for Bomb).

22. Aashiq mizaz boys as Majnu di Aulad !

23. You dont buy tickets for a music concert or cricket match, but try to use political contacts.... of the deputy secretary of the chief secretary of the Minister of State for Khadi.

24. You overtake everyone from the wrong side and stare into his/her eyes while doing so.

25. You have at least two cars and a motorbike at home.

26. And you have fought at least once every month with neighbors over parking...

27. You park your Car and take a Auto-rickshaw to Lajpat Nagar / Rajouri/ Kamla Nagar/ Karol Bagh. But CP, you don't get parking space easily, yet you go always in your own vehicle.

28. And then you say apni Kanvense (conveyance) howe na ta badi Kanvinyance (convenience) hondi hai ji !!!!!

29. You've hit 120 kmph at Nelson Mandela Marg and waited for midnight to do it.

30. You have bribed a traffic cop (Mama) at least once, every month.

31. You know that a farmhouse has nothing to do with cattle or farming. It is luxurious hangout for whole night.

32. You use "contacts" (jugaad) for everything, from getting movie tickets to restaurant bookings to play-school admissions.

33. You have had Anda parantha outside Vikram hotel and Bun Omlette at Dhaula Kuan, Kulfi at Karol Bagh, Gol Gappe at India Gate, Dosa at Madras Hotel, Chana/Kulcha at Scindia House and Chaat at UPSC.

34. Metro rail is your Pride but you travel in your Car.

35. You think EVERY South Indian comes from ' Madras ' and is Madrasi.

36. You call people from north east 'chinkis'.

37. You feel indicating which way you are going to turn your vehicle is an information security leak.

38. You are a good driver coz you are correct in your guess of what the driver in the front vehicle will do.

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Romantic SMS and One Liners

Friday, July 30, 2010

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.

There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.

You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great everyday.

What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.

What is love? It is what makes your cell phone ring every time I send text messages.

If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Press down if you miss me. Talaga? Sweet mo naman. You really miss me huh? Still pressing down. Impressed na ako, ha? Sobrang miss na yan. Well, I miss you too.

Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.

A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. You're such a lady to me.

To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.

When situation gets you down, remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares… I do.

Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. You always have to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to you!

Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with you and me!

Rain and sunshine do not always come together. Night and day never coincide. But you and I, whatever they say, is for me the perfect match.
When I dream, I dream of you...maybe one day, dreams will come true.

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.

I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.

I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.

When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.

I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery or even a peso but my heart won't run out of space for you!

You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.

Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I'm a genius!
 
When the time comes I can't smile anymore, don't worry about me, I know what to do. I'll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do.

There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.

Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.

Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!

If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".
You may never see how much I care for you. You may never hear how much I treasure you. You may never feel how much I miss you. Coz only here in my heart can you see them true.

There are 4 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. together!

If kisses were water, I'd give you the ocean. If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a forest. If love were space, I'd give you a galaxy. If friendship were life, I'd give you mine for free.

It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.

If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.

Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.

They told me I could do anything if I put my mind into it. Yet no matter how hard I try in all that I do, I just can't take my mind off you.

My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.

I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.

Hatred infects the mind; love dissolves it. You dissolve my mind.

Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you. I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you. I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you. I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.

I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

Caring for someone is easy but making someone care for you is hard. Now I keep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you.

Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.

I don't want to say I miss you, though deep inside I do, coz I'm afraid you might see thru and know how much fear I have of losing someone like you.

If love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes, I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.

If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wish you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!

Whatever you do, I'll walk with you. Hoping that your every dream would come true. Anytime, anywhere, I'll always be there. Wishing you love and happiness because I care.

The spaces between our fingers were created so that another person's fingers could fill them in. Hope you'll find your dream hand to hold you forever

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Corporate World Ki Kahani

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

This story tells  us not to be 'too kind' to our bosses. Here it goes:


There's this Jed Smith
 who was working for a multi-millionare as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catch an early morning flight to conclude a business deal,  Jed Smith  ran out from the guard house and stopped the millionaire's car just right in front of the gate.

He said 'Sir! Sir! Are you going to board a plane?'


'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire.

'You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.'

Curious over the early morning fright that
 Jed Smith  had given, the multimillionaire decided to cancel his trip.

'You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.'

The following day, there was a news report that the plane which the millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed.
'Thank God, I cancelled the trip', the rich man said realising that what Jed Smith had said had
come true, he summoned Smith to see him. When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him.

WHY did he do that?



Think first.....


Use your brains.....



Use your brains!!!


Still no idea?


Come on..... it is quite easy.....


Still drawing a blank???


Just imagine you are Jed Smith  and you have saved your boss's life.....


OK, since you do not want to 'use your brain' like Jed Smith  before you talk to your boss.

Just scroll down for the answer.....























ANSWER:


Jed Smith was supposed to guard the house at night. NOT to Sleep and Dream all night!
 
 
ADVICE:

So, GO BACK TO WORK, and don't try to save your boss's life. It's not worth it! Always save your own ass first!!!



 

 

 

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Time Spent in a Company and Its Effects

Time Spent in the same company and its effects






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The Obedient Wife

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Obedient Wife   

There was a man, who had
worked all his life, had saved all 
of his money, & was a real 
miser when it came to his 
money. 

Just before he died, he said
to his wife," When I die, I want 
you to take all my money and 
put it in the casket with me. I 
want to take my money to the 
afterlife with me." 

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died.
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He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!"

She had a small metal box with
her; she came over with the box 
and put it in the casket. Then 
the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. 

So her friend said,
"Girl, I know you were not
foolish enough to put all that 
money in there with your 
husband."

The loyal wife replied,
"Listen, I' m a Christian;
   I cannot go back on my word. 
I promised him that I was 
going to put that money into 
the casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put 
that money in the casket with 
him!?!?!?"

 

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Santa is Back

Monday, July 19, 2010

• Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo..
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?


• Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya
hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!


• Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched
Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!


• Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal
main ye andha hai.


• Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein
chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?


• Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!

• Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don't know...
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!


• Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


• Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi
kar Lena ...
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!


• Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.


• Santa bought a car on loan..... He didn't pay the dues, the bank
took away his car
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!


• Banta mujra dekhne gaya , sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga..


• Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!

 

 

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