Cricket Jokes | World Cup Cricket 2011

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Anhoni ko honi kar de...
honi ko anhoni...
ek jagah jab jama ho teeno rajni, ghajni aur dhoni

खेल ख़तम, पैसा हजम!
अब सब बच्चा लोग, जा कर सो जाओ :)
...या फिर प्याला (world cup) मिलने के बाद, मधुशाला में जाओ :D
India Vs Pakistan - World Cup Semifinal 30th March 2011
Not sure about SX4, but men will keep everything waiting today.

Saw this on twitter by some one: "Dear Priyanka Chopra..please Marry Nehra and kill him...1000 khoon maaf!"

One of Pakistani blogger said they will defeat India very badly on wednesday in a blog.....
My reply-"Kutta Paalon,Billi Paalon,par galatfahmi kabhi mat palna"
JOKE of the Century- Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many men your wife has dated before marriage?
Abhishek: No idea.
Reporter: Get Idea.


Barack Obama –
"I don't know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play.
Not b'coz I love his play its b'coz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting".

Interesting stat: "If you had bought Apple stock instead of an iPod back in 2001, you’d be about $10,000 richer." (Source: TechCrunch)
About player statistics - 1   "Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!"
After poor performance in SA match, Dhoni wears a SALWAR-KAMEEZ, covers face wid shawl n sits in a bus next to a girl......
Girl: Are u Dhoni??
Dhoni: How do u know?
Girl: I m Nehra
Semi-Final Teams:

Came from Group A
1) Pakistan
2) New Zealand
...3) Srilanka

Came from Group B:

Jhund me to KUTTE aate hain... "SHER" to akela aata hai... :)


Cricket Commentary | World Cup Cricket One Liner | Mast Commentary by Navjot Singh Sidhu

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu Ji

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.

12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.

13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.



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