What happens when desi returns from USA ?

Sunday, January 24, 2010

What happens when desi returns from USA ?

21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.

20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (Proving
to be very health conscious).

19. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'..

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds"..

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".

Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go".

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he
steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in KiloMeters), and counts in
Millions.(Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep
down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several
times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never
says Zed).

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says
"Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it
for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important stuffs:-

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he
traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the
bag on Indian Roads.

And The Ultimate One:-

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

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Pure Hindi Meanings

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Pure Hindi Meanings

 

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Funny Oxymoron's

Monday, January 18, 2010

Funny Oxymoron’s              

< An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together.> 

1)      Clearly misunderstood

2)      Exact Estimate

3)      Small Crowd

4)      Act Naturally

5)      Found Missing

6)      Fully Empty

7)      Pretty ugly

8)      Seriously funny

9)      Only choice

10)   Original copies  

One Oxymoron was used on Americans when they cudnt find weapons of mass destruction

11)   American intelligence  

And Mother of all 

12)   Happily Married 

 

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Remix of 3 Idiots' Song || "Saari Umar Hum CODING Mein..."

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Saari umr hum

coding main mar gaye

Ek pal to ab humein jeene do

jeene do

 

Saari umr hum

coding main mar gaye

Ek pal to ab humein jeene do

jeene do

 

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

 

Give me some flight

Give me some train

Give me another chance

I wanna go home once again

 

Give me some flight

Give me some train

Give me another chance

I wanna go home once again

 

Kandhon ko laptop

Ke bojh ne jhukaya

 

Client se jhoot bolna tho khud

Manager ne sikhaya

 

C-3 ya D-3 rating laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi

Code kar kar ke pada Ungaliyon pe

JAVA, ORACLE aur PERL ka chaala

 

Is Project ne to sala poora..

Poora bheja pakka daala

 

Career to gaya

GF bhi gayi

Ek pal to ab humein

jeene do jeene do

 

Career to gaya

GF bhi gayi

Ek pal to ab humein

jeene do jeene do

 

Saari umru hum

coding main jee liye

Ek pal to ab humein jeene do

jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me some flight

Give me some train

Give me another chance

I wanna go home once again

Give me some flight

Give me some train

Give me another chance

I wanna go home once again

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

 

 

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What a reply !!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

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Money and MasterCard can't buy : Priceless

Monday, January 4, 2010

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.

Love You!"

.

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,

 

 

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"  

 

Moral

Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00

Broken crockery - $ 800.00

Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS " 

There are truly some things that both money and MasterCard can't buy 

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If Columbus had been married?

Sunday, January 3, 2010

If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions:

Where are you going?

With whom?

Why?

How are you going?

To discover what?

Why only you?

What do I do when you are not here?

Can I come with you?

When will you be back?

Will you be home for dinner?

What will you bring for me?

You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you?

You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...

Answer me why?

I want to go to my mother's house.

I want you to drop me there.

I don't want to come back ever!

What do you mean, OK?

Why aren't you stopping me?

I don't understand what this whole 'discovery' thing is about.

You always do things like this.

Last time also you did the same thing!

Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.

I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered

 

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