The Arab Kid

Monday, June 28, 2010

Arab kid sends an e-mail to his Dad saying:

 

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,

I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college in my Gold Mercedes, when all My Teachers & colleagues travel by train.

Your Son

Nasser

 

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Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:

 

Loving son,

 

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

 

Your Dad

 

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4 LIQUID Stages of life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO EXPLANATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, June 7, 2010


What a way to summarize the stages of life- without saying a word!

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Men....always Men !!!

Men will be..........Men !!!
 

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Jokes

Sunday, June 6, 2010

  A Junior Software engineer, a Senior Software engineer and their

  Project

  Manager are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park,

  they

  come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The

  ghost

  says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I

  will

  allow one wish each". So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I

  want

  the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no

  worries. "Pfufffff" and he was gone. Now the Senior Software engineer

  could

  not keep quiet and shouted " I want to be in Florida with beautiful

  girls,

  plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff"

  and he was also gone.

  The Project Manager calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the

  office after lunch at 1.30pm"

 

 

  Moral of the story is:

  "Always allow the boss to speak first"

 

 

This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.


The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"


"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."


"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

 

 

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says:

 

"The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".

 

"Why, does the parrot cost so much" asks the first man.

 

The owner says, "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer".

 

The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one cost 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

 

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question

 

"What can it do?"

 

To which the owner replies "To be honest, I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!”

 

 

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