Perception Graphs...

Wednesday, September 22, 2010












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GENIUS AT SCRABBLE

Sunday, September 19, 2010

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When
you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When
you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When
you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
 
DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

 
ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER


DESPERATION
 
  When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE
 
A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

I M A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

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Go to Heaven

Saturday, September 18, 2010

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Traffic Signals Explanation

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

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Plight of married man

Sunday, September 12, 2010

A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..
What do u say????????? ??

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A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

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Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………
Tum ... "KUWARE" ho…..

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Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO

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Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!

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Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST ".

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Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.

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A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''

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Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

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Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!

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Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Good Luck!

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Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai....

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Mere Bhai Chor Do Nasha

Saturday, September 11, 2010


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