Tuesday, December 8, 2009
3 Easy Ways to Die:
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love someone truly - You will die daily.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
after Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.