Life Ke Funde

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!

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Drunken Dosti Yaari Dialogues

Common lines after people got drunk…

1. Tu Mera bhai hai…

2. Gaadi mai Chalaunga…

3. Tu bura mat manana bhai…

4. Mai Teri Dil se Izzat Karta hu…

5. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai...

6. Aaj Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai…

7. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…

8. Ye mat samajh ki mein Pi-key bol raha hu…

9. Yaar kam to nahi padegi… This is a dialogue discussed before drinkingJ

10. Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…

11. Yaar magar Dil dukha diya yaar…

12. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...

13. Kuchh bhi hai Bhai hai Apna…

14. Tu Bolna Bhai kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai!!

15. You know i am not drunk...

16. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga aaj tu..

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