Romantic SMS - 2

Friday, January 25, 2008

  • Chandni se chamakti is raat mein,
    ek khushboo si hai har baat mein,
    hai sitaare mere kadmo ke tale,
    Ek ehsaas hai aaj unki har aahat mein,
    paas aake bhi kyu hein duriya,
    koi pyasa hein kyu barsat mein.
  • Pyar ko chod kar tum koi aur baat karo
    Ab mujhe pyar ki har baat se dar lagta hai
    Meri khatir na woh badnam kahin ho jaye
    Esliye unki har mulaqat se dar lagta hai
  • Khuda hamari tarah tumhe tanhaayi na de,
    Hum jee lenge tanha, par tumhe Judai na de,
    hamari nigahon mein basi rahe apki soorat,
    Aapko bhale hi hum dikhayi na de
  • Aaj dil puch baitha, apni hi tasveer se,
    Tune kya paya hai apni taqder se,
    Aapki tasveer dilke aaine ko dikhai,
    Aur kaha aisa dost paya hai dunia ki bheed se.
  • Sapna Kabhi sakar nahi hota
    mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota
    sub kuch ho jata hai is duniya mein
    magar dubara kisi se sacha pyaar nahi hota.....
  • Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota,
    Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota. .
    Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki,
    Tab Unhe b Apne Gunah ka Ehsaas hota...
  • Jane kaha tha or kaha aa gaya!
    duniya me bankar mehman aa gaye!
    Abhi to zindagi ki kitab puri padhi bhi nahi aur jane kitne imtihan aa gaye...
  • Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate.
    BCoz...... Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai.
    Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..
  • Dil ne socha khat likhu, mili na shayari pyar wali.
    Phir socha likhu phool se, mili na dali gulab wali.
    Isliye sms bhej rahi hu taki toote na dosti pyar wali.
  • Jo Palpal Chalthi Hai Who Zindagi Hai.
    Jo Palpal Jalthi Hai Who Roshani Hai.
    Jo Palpal Kilthi Hai Who Mohabbat Hai.
    Par Jo Harpal Saath Hai Woh DOSTI Hai....

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Munna Bhai SMS - 2

  • MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
    GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
  • CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
    Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
    MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
    CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
    MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
    CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na
  • MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh lightbulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
    CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
  • Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
    Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
  • After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
    He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
    "Battery is OK"
  • PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel meingaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
    2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
    MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
  • Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
    Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
    Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teraypaas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
    Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
    Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Main kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
  • Munna:Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
    meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
    Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
    Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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Munna Bhai SMS - 1

  • CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehlaaaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnaykamray mein chupa do na please.
    MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
  • Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
    Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
    Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
    bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
    Sender… Circuit Bhai!
  • Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
    Itna tem ho gela hai,
    tere ko dekha bhi nai,
    Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
    miss to karega
  • Exam's song by Munna bhai:
    "Chanda Mama so Gaye,Student sarey jage.
    Dekho pakdo yaron,Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
    Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
  • Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin.
    Common sense ki baat hai ktere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
  • MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
    MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
  • CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
    MAMU : Nehin.
    CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

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Republic Day SMS - 1

Thursday, January 24, 2008

  • Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - Zabardast Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special Ekdum Mast n Happy Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas *Happy Jai Hind Republic Day*
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  • I am in love, I am passionate about her, I loving every moment of it and why not its her 61th Birth Day. Its apni India. Happy Republic Day
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  • Other might have forgotten,But never can i,The Flag of my countryFurls very high,Happy Republic day
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  • Tairna hai to smandar mein tairo
    nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai?
    Pyar karna hai to watan se karo
    In bewafa logo mein kya rakha hai.
    JAI HIND Happy republic day
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  • 31 states,
    1618 languages,
    6400 castes,
    6 religions,
    6 ethnic groups,
    29 major festivals &
    1 country!
    Be proud to be an Indian!...
    Great REPUBLIC...
    Happy Republic day !

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Mallu Jokes - 1

Saturday, January 19, 2008

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDaax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the kol-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait ?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
bones....

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Santa Banta - 4

Friday, January 18, 2008

  • Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
    Banta: What's he studying?"
    Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
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  • Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
    Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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  • Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
    reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
    Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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  • Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
    Banta: Santa u'll die.
    Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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  • Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
    A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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  • A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
    Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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  • Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
    Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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  • Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
    The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
    Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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  • Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
    Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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  • Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
    Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

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Santa Banta - 3

  • Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every
    time I breathe a man dies?"
    Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"
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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-
    What comes first -the chicken or the egg?
    O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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  • Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
    Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
    Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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  • Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
    Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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  • What's Ford?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    What's Oxford?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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  • Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
    A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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  • Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
    A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Santa Banta - 2

  • Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
    writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
  • Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write
    against mother tongue.?
    Santa: Very long!
  • Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
    Guess what did he ask next...
    Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
  • Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
    The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
    Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
  • Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
    Santa: Birla cement.
    Banta: Kyun?
    Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
  • Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
    Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
    aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
  • Banta ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
    koi upay batao.
    Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Funny Quotes - 3

Saturday, January 12, 2008

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

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Funny Quotes - 2

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

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Santa Banta - 1

  • Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
    Banta : I give up.
    Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
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  • Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
    Judge : "But why ?"
    Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
    Judge : "How do you know ?"
    Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
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  • From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."
    Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"
    Santa : " Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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  • Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
    Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, she didn't get the fax."

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Funny Quotes - 1

  • Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and itSeems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for anHour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'SRelativity.- Albert Einstein
  • The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts workingThe moment you get up in the morning and does notStop until you get into the office.- Robert Frost
  • The trouble with being punctual is that nobody'sThere to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones
  • We must believe in luck. For how else can we explainThe success of those we don't like?- Jean Cocturan
  • It matters not whether you win or lose; whatMatters is whether I win or lose.- Darrin Weinberg
  • Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome.
  • Help a man when he is in trouble and he willRemember you when he isIn trouble again.
  • Complex problems have simple, easy to understand Wrong answers.
  • It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider itCreative problem solving.
  • Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop.
  • Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,Neither does milk.
  • Most people are only alive because it is illegal toShoot them.
  • Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
  • The number of people watching you is directly Proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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Funny Out of Office Email Replies

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.

12: I've run away to join a different circus.

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P.J. - 1

  • Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi,Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....
  • Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..
  • Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara abbbbe oyeee phir kya huaBakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya
  • Tu ne mere man se khela,Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,.....Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)
  • Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye. Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.
  • Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
  • Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.... JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
  • aasman mein char tare
    aasman mein char tare
    do tumhare do hamare
  • Maine tujhe dekha
    Dekhta raha,
    Dekhta hi gaya
    Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

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Anniversary SMS - 2

Saturday, January 5, 2008

  • That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover.
  • Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.
  • On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love.
  • I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary.
  • We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary.
  • Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.
  • Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.
  • Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary.
  • To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.

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Romantic SMS - 1

  • Dreaming of u makes my night worthwhile, thinking of u just makes me smile, being with u is the best thing ever & loving u is what I'll do forever.

  • I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
    Coz I'm so lucky, do u know how?
    Coz God luvs me. Do u know how?
    Coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
    It's U my love.
  • To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching... is the miracle called Love.
  • People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.
  • I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U!
  • Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving so you don't get hurt is like killing yourself before you die.
  • Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that they'll luv u back! Don't expect luv in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be content it grew in urs.
  • I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
  • Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes you smile and waking up smiling about the one u dream of.
  • When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u. When I'm awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what, I'll always luv u.

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Anniversary SMS - 1

Friday, January 4, 2008

  • The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you***Happy Anniversary ***

  • Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
    Into my world you Brought pure delight
    Joy beyond reason You've given me,
    Our love is true This I can see.
    Happy Anniversary

  • Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

  • We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

  • Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

  • I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do

  • How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
  • Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

  • Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary

  • I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true. Happy Anniversary

  • That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary

  • How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
  • Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.

  • Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

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Missing You SMS - 1

  • Missing someone gets easier everyday, coz even though it's one day further from the last time u saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time u'll.
  • Nobody is right till somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!

  • Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone, when u are in a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd.
  • Relationship is like a Violin, music may stop now & then, but strings are attached forever. So if u b in touch or not, u r always remembered. Miss U!
  • Changes in life are good, but see to that changes don't take you far away from the people who love and care you...including myself. Missing U!
  • My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left: Either I C U or U C Me! Missing U!
  • Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who misses u, miss the one who wishes the best for U.
  • No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send. Just a 'Caring Heart' saying, 'Take Care!' Miss U!
  • God must be partial to have endowed a single soul with so much beauty, grace, panche, elgance & allure. If I ever have d luxury of dreaming of u, I bet I'll b afraid of waking up coz I wouldn't want 2 lose U!
  • Nobody's right till sumbody's wrong.
    Nobody's weak till sumbody's strong.
    Nobody's lucky till luv comes along.
    Nobody's lonely till sumbody's gone. Missing U!

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