Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Boss to Sales Executive: Get 5 lacs business by today evening anyhow.
Sales Executive:That's Impossible Sir!
Boss: What Impossible? Impossible word itself says I'm possible.
Executive: Boss, I got 10 lacs business.
Boss: Great! How come this miracle happened?
Executive: I cheated the client.
Boss: That's Immoral.
Executive: What Immoral? Immoral word itself says I'm moral.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
A new employee calls the help desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password.
"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.
"Those asterisks are there to protect you," the help desk technician explains. "So, if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."
"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there isn't anyone standing behind me."