"A Wednesday"... ( Rephrased) for all the engineers...

If u have seen the movie "A Wednesday"... ( Rephrased) for all the engineers...

All of you who have seen the movie  ‘A Wednesday’... will love it...


Project Manager Rathore : kaun ho tum..??? kya pehcan hai tumhari ?

Unkonwn Caller :  Kaun hoon mein...mein vo hu jo aaj committment karne se darta hai, Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha,
ye soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de...

mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..

mein vo hoon jiski girlfriend usse friday  ko dus bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho.
.?? " .....mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi,  rathore saab... balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki...
kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe boss ke bulane pe mein saturdary ki date cancel to nahi kar raha...

mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai..
vo bhi time mil jae to...
mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain
kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai , kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mey phasta hai, kabhi boss  aur client ke bawaal mey.

Project office ki bheed  to dekhi hogi aapne rathore saab... us bheed mein se ko bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon..

I'm the same old .. SOFTWARE ENGINEER....

 

 

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Our Life :-)

How true J

 

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Impossible Vs Immoral

Boss to Sales Executive: Get 5 lacs business by today evening anyhow.

Sales Executive:That's Impossible Sir!

Boss: What Impossible? Impossible word itself says I'm possible.

In Evening...,

Executive: Boss, I got 10 lacs business.

Boss: Great! How come this miracle happened?

Executive: I cheated the client.

Boss: That's Immoral.

Executive: What Immoral? Immoral word itself says I'm moral.

 

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Woman's mind..

A Woman was  out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.  She went  into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog  said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three  wishes."  The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,  but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.   Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times  ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."  For her first wish,  she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog  warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the  most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".   The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most  beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's  the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she  wanted to be the richest woman in the world.  The frog said, "That  will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten  times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because  what's mine is his and what's his is mine."  So, KAZAM-she's the  richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third  wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart  attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever.  Don't mess with them.  Attention  female  readers: This is  the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.   Male  readers : Please  scroll down. . . . .. . . . . . .   . . .. . . . The man had a heart attack ten times  milder than his wife .. Moral of the  story: Women are  really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them  continue to think that way and just enjoy the show   PS: If  you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that  women never listen!!!  Forward  this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a  good sense of humour.

 

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Wah! This is life Branded Life!!!

 

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IT revolution-Google Gola stall

 

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Computer Password

Computer Password
 

A new employee calls the help desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says. "Those asterisks are there to protect you," the help desk technician explains. "So, if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password." "Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there isn't anyone standing behind me."

 

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