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Balaya Series

Balakrishna went to cloth market
 
Balaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..
Salesman: plane lo chupinch mantara….
Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu…
 
 
Ntr: Babay  which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant…?
Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell the answer…..
 
 
Interviewer : Congrats you have selected. U r 1^st  year salary is Rs19000 and next  year it  will be 26000.
Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year…..
 
 
Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera….
Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…
Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY  kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?
 
 
After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why…?
Because
He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach….
 
 
 
Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?
Balaya: Tiruvnannthapuram….
Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?
Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…
 
 
Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura …?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta…
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…
 
 
One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..
Akber : Allah hoo Akber…
Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya
 
 
Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?
Balaya: Side effects rakunda  untayani..
Ntr : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?
Balaya: Abundance na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna….
 
 
Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want Lift…?
Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..
 
 
Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki
Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?
Tc.: 1ki
Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?
Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali…
 
 
 “SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be.
“SEEMALO SALEPURUGU”
CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu…

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