TYPES OF GIRLS...

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

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Acronyms | IT Companies

Some great standings for great companies

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees

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Latest Fake News Headlines

'Rupee fall' is actually a sweet revenge by 'Dollar & Euro' because we made underwear brands out of them.

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Breaking News! Shaadi.com CEO commits suicide in shame after learning that in last one month IPL has been able to fix more 'matches' than Shaadi.com. #IPL #PJ

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BigB has demanded that all payments to him should be in US$ instead of rupee, "kyunki main aaj bhi gire hue paise nahi uthaata"

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Law of Conservation of Love: Love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can only be transfered from one GirlFriend to another GirlFriend with loss of money, time and efforts!

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History will say when our GOVT was robbing the country, INDIANS were watching IPL.

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Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever hell she wants

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