Santa Banta ... Fun continues

• Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo..
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

• Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya 
hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!

• Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched 
Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!

• Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal 
main ye andha hai.

• Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein 
chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?

• Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!

• Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me? 
Banta: Don't know...
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!

• Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

• Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi 
kar Lena ...
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!

• Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

• Santa bought a car on loan..... He didn't pay the dues, the bank 
took away his car
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

• Banta mujra dekhne gaya , sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. 
Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. 

• Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!

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Serious Jokes--Petrol & Rupee......

New Greetings:

May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,

May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and

May joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!

Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.

The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:

G= Gas & Gold

D= Diesel & Dollar

P= Petrol & Penny

Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.

Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!

All Girls’ Dream come True!

All Girls’ Dream-men will come on horse!

All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!

Dear Father-in-Law,

I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.

Please take your Daughter or Car back…

I cannot afford both.

Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI (Equal Monthly Installments)!

Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);

Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!

Finally it has happened…

After decades,

Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!

Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’T DRIVE !!!

Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!

Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free.

(scheme for आम आदमी J Now he can get car with petrol!)

Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...

Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...

Man: What? Why? How?

Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!

Petrol price hiked by Rs.7.50 per litre…

और करो संता-बंता के jokes!

देखा, सरदार का revenge..!!

Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!

Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…

Because……….

वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!

Dharmendra’s new dialogue:

कुत्ते... कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...

Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!

Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घर आने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता...

Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ?

Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है...

Dear Rupee,

तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे,

ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था...

~तुम्हारा Dollar

रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,

कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!

Breaking News:Rupee qualifies for the London Olympics. Category - Diving

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