Sher-o-Shayri - 1

• nigahain naaz kartee hay tera didaar karnay ko
  yeh dil majboor karta hay tujh se pyar kar nay ko
• Aapke shaher ka mausam suhana lage,
  Aapki ek shaam chura lun agar bura naa lage,
  Aap chahe to bhula de humko,
  Par aapko bhulane mein shayad hame zamana lage.
• Mera dil dhadakta hai sirf tere liye,mera dil tadapta hai sirf tere liye,naa jane mein kyun darta hoon aapse,apne pyaar ka izhar karne ke liye.
• ShArAbi
  Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri,
  Shamshan mein piya karunga,
  Jab mange ge hisab khuda..
  To unhe bhi ek peg bana kar diya karunga.
• Khayal (Dream)!
  jab jab unka kayal ata hai,ek dard sa dil mein chahta hai,
  pehle sochta hu unhe baahon mein bharlu phir hakikat nahi khwaab hone ka ehsaas ata hai.
• Waiting for a Girl!
  Tumko jaante nahi,par chaahte hain hum
  din bhar khojte nahi,par sochte hain hum
  tumhare dil mein rehte nahi,tumhare hain hum
  tumko shayad paayene nahi par apnayenge hum
• Commitment!
  kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna,ho jaaye to inkaar mat karna!
  nibha sako to chalna uski raah par,varna kisi ki zindagi barbaad mat karna!!
• Our Relationship
  Haaton mein leeye paemana, jaam dhoonda karta hoon.
  Tere sang gujarne ko, ek saam dhoonda karta hoon.
  Duniya wale humare rishtey ko, yu hee badnaam karte hain.
  Ke main eis rishtey ko, dene ek naam dhoonda karta hoon.
• Pyaar Ka Izhaar..
  Mera dil dhadakta hai sirf tere liye,mera dil tadapta hai sirf tere liye,
  naa jane mein kyun darta hoon aapse,apne pyaar ka izhar karne ke liye.

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Jokes - 1

• Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka potta;
  Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka potta:
  Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota, agar dada diwana na hota!!!
• padh likh kar kya karna hai,
  aakhir ek din to sabko marna hi hai..
  mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
  to fir LKG se hi to padhna hai...
• Teacher to a Sardar: make a sentence in which one word is repeated 4 times
  Sardar: if Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara, bolo tara rara!!
• an anxious husband called hospital to ask about his pregnant wife. accidentally he called the cricket stadium.husb: how are things?he died of heart attack on hearing the reply: fine 3 are out,hope to get 7 by lunch... last one ws a duck.."
• a chinese couple mr. and mrs hua got twin children though they didnt want anyso what did they name them??they named them as jo hua & so hua!!!
• sardar at an art gallery: i suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call the "modern art"
  dealer: i beg your pardon sir but thats a mirror.
• Q: how can you identify a sardarji in a classroom?
  ans: its simple, just check who is erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board!!
• Two sardarjis looking at egyptian mummy:
  sardar 1:oh my god!! so many bandages! it was a lorry accident for sure...
  sardar 2:aaho! you are right!! look the lorry no. is also written beneath BC 1760....
• sardar 1: why do doctors anaesthesize the patients during the operations??
  sardar 2: coz they dont want their patients to learn how to operate...

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Good Luck SMS - 1

• Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us,one day more to hope! So,hope for the best.Good Day & Good Luck!
• The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES
• Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u,know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u,Wish u all the Best
• Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
• I Wish 4 " U "Great start 4 MondayNo Obstacles 4 TuesdayNo stress 4 WednesdayNo worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 FridayParty 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday"Have a beautiful and smart week
• Happiness as light as air.LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.Friends as solid as diamonds and success as bright as gold.These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday
• With my1 Heart...2 eyes...5 litre blood...206 bones...1.2million Red Cells...60 trillion D.N.A.'s...I wish u "All the very best of LUCK
• Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier.Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck
• Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck
• I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.
• Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE))

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