Tuesday, March 25, 2008
- Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka potta;
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka potta:
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota, agar dada diwana na hota!!!
- padh likh kar kya karna hai,
aakhir ek din to sabko marna hi hai..
mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir LKG se hi to padhna hai...
- Teacher to a Sardar: make a sentence in which one word is repeated 4 times
Sardar: if Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara, bolo tara rara!!
- an anxious husband called hospital to ask about his pregnant wife. accidentally he called the cricket stadium.husb: how are things?he died of heart attack on hearing the reply: fine 3 are out,hope to get 7 by lunch... last one ws a duck.."
- a chinese couple mr. and mrs hua got twin children though they didnt want anyso what did they name them??they named them as jo hua & so hua!!!
- sardar at an art gallery: i suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call the "modern art"
dealer: i beg your pardon sir but thats a mirror.
- Q: how can you identify a sardarji in a classroom?
ans: its simple, just check who is erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board!!
- Two sardarjis looking at egyptian mummy:
sardar 1:oh my god!! so many bandages! it was a lorry accident for sure...
sardar 2:aaho! you are right!! look the lorry no. is also written beneath BC 1760....
- sardar 1: why do doctors anaesthesize the patients during the operations??
sardar 2: coz they dont want their patients to learn how to operate...