Saturday, July 19, 2008
- Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend.
SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,
FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????
SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"
- A Sardarji went to a doctor with 2 red ears.The Doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered " I was ironing my shirt and the phone-rang. Instead of picking up the phone I picked up the Iron and stuck it to my ear".
The Doctor exclaimed in disbelief" Oh Dear!, What happened to your other ear ?".
The Sardar replied "The scoundrel called back".
- A Sardar went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the man.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The Sardar touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then he touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then he touched his right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", he cried.
The doctor checked him thoughtfully for a moment and told him his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."
- A Muslim, A Madrasi and A Sardarji working in a company were really frustrated as everyday in their Tiffins the same things were packed. One day they decide that if the next day the same thing is there they would commit suicide. The next day when they open their tiffins they are depressed and the muslim jumps out the window and dies. same thing is done by the madrasi and the sardarji. On the 13th day when their wives meet they discuss among themseleves why they did so. The Muslim's wife says if he would have told me not to give mutton i would have prepared some thing else.The madrasi says if once my hubby would have told me not to give idli i would have given him something else,why he had to commit suicide. The Sardarji's wife was a bit confused and surprised. On asking about his husband she replies," I didn't understand why sardarji committed suicide, he used to prepare his own tiffin everyday"