Life Ke Funde

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!