The Ring

A young man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a

Beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jewelers he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jewelers looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The young man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jewelers went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40, 000, the jewelers said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The young man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jewelers asked how payment would be made and the young man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon." Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the young man. "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the young man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?" --

 

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Best Software Code Comments ..

The best code comments seen in source code ......
 
1.
  /// <remarks>
  /// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will
  /// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method,
  /// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies.
  /// </remarks>
 
2.
 
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
 
3.
 
// Magic. Do not touch.
 
4.
 
return 1; // returns 1
 
5.
 
/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */
 
6.
 
/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/
 
7.  and here comes best one......
 
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

 

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Man Vs Woman

First Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.

7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.


Now Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, again they NEVER have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

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Ultimate PJ ........ ENJOY !!!!!!!!

> 1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
> Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar
> diya crime....

> ." 1 is neither composite nor prime"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> 2. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
> Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....

> My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> 3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
> yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

> Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> 4.. Arj kiya hai..
> He is KISSING
> She is KISSING
> He is KISSING
> She is KISSING

> * * *Some test missing
> * * *some text missing

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> 5. woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
> woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

> ahun ahun ahun
> ahun ahun ahun

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> 6.mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
> mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

> ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> 7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
> Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..

> aja aja dil nichode ....
> raat ki matki phode...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> 8. mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
> mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..

> LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> 9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
> Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...

> "BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

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> Emotional Shayari

> Arz kiya hai

> Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana
> Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana

> A for Apple
> B for Banana

> WAH
> WAH!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> Arz kiya hai

> Kal tak thee jo meri present
> Kal tak thee jo meri present
> Aaj ho gayee hai past

> Kal tak thee jo meri present

> Aaj ho gayee
> hai past

> .

> Offer valid
> till stocks last.. :-P

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> Arz kiya
> hai

> Baith kar
> girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya

> Wah-Wah,
> Wah-Wah

> Baith kar
> girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya

> Ki
> Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> Yashomati
> Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

> Waah! Waah!

> Yashomati
> Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

> "Maa,
> Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> Teacher to
> student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye
, to
> btao
> ab kitne angoor bache

> Raju : Sir
> 10 hathi bache

> Teacher:
> Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala

> Raju :
> Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> Romio ne
> juliet se kaha ek sach

> Romio ne
> juliet se kaha ek sach

> .Asali
> masale sach sach

> MDH.....MDH
> ...!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> Salma ke
> pyaar me doob gaya Peter

> Gaur
> farmaiye

> Salma ke
> pyaar me doob gaya Peter

> Ab hero
> Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

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> 1 ladki ne
> kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

> 1 ladki ne
> kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

> Mutual funds
> are subjected to market risks!!!!

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