Sunday, June 6, 2010
A Junior Software engineer, a Senior Software engineer and their
Manager are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park,
come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The
says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I
allow one wish each". So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I
the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no
worries. "Pfufffff" and he was gone. Now the Senior Software engineer
not keep quiet and shouted " I want to be in Florida with beautiful
plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff"
and he was also gone.
The Project Manager calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the
office after lunch at 1.30pm"
Moral of the story is:
"Always allow the boss to speak first"
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says:
"The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".
"Why, does the parrot cost so much" asks the first man.
The owner says, "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer".
The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one cost 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question
"What can it do?"
To which the owner replies "To be honest, I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!”