Santa is Back

Monday, July 19, 2010

• Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo..
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?


• Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya
hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!


• Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched
Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!


• Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal
main ye andha hai.


• Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein
chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?


• Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!

• Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don't know...
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!


• Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


• Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi
kar Lena ...
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!


• Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.


• Santa bought a car on loan..... He didn't pay the dues, the bank
took away his car
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!


• Banta mujra dekhne gaya , sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga..


• Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!

 

 

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