Cricket Jokes | World Cup Cricket 2011

Anhoni ko honi kar de...

honi ko anhoni...

ek jagah jab jama ho teeno rajni, ghajni aur dhoni

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खेल ख़तम, पैसा हजम!
अब सब बच्चा लोग, जा कर सो जाओ :)
...या फिर प्याला (world cup) मिलने के बाद, मधुशाला में जाओ :D

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India Vs Pakistan - World Cup Semifinal 30th March 2011

Not sure about SX4, but men will keep everything waiting today.

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Saw this on twitter by some one: "Dear Priyanka Chopra..please Marry Nehra and kill him...1000 khoon maaf!"

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One of Pakistani blogger said they will defeat India very badly on wednesday in a blog.....

My reply-"Kutta Paalon,Billi Paalon,par galatfahmi kabhi mat palna"

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JOKE of the Century- Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many men your wife has dated before marriage?

Abhishek: No idea.

Reporter: Get Idea.

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Barack Obama –

"I don't know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play.

Not b'coz I love his play its b'coz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting".

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Interesting stat: "If you had bought Apple stock instead of an iPod back in 2001, you’d be about $10,000 richer." (Source: TechCrunch)

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About player statistics - 1   "Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!"

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After poor performance in SA match, Dhoni wears a SALWAR-KAMEEZ, covers face wid shawl n sits in a bus next to a girl......

Girl: Are u Dhoni??

Dhoni: How do u know?

Girl: I m Nehra

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Semi-Final Teams:

Came from Group A
1) Pakistan
2) New Zealand
...3) Srilanka

Came from Group B:
--INDIA--

Jhund me to KUTTE aate hain... "SHER" to akela aata hai... :)