Dost Nahi Badalte | Friends Don't Change | Friends Forever Remain Same

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA  HO.     

 Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.    

 Papa -Beta Kiska Hai.               

 Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. 

 RESULT AGAR BURA HO:             

 Maa - Aag lage is college main 

Papa - Laad-pyar ne bigaad diya. 

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. 

NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:

Maa - Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna 

Papa - Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna                                                    

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain 

NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR :            

Maa - Naukri hee kharab thee.   

Papa - Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. 

BIRTHDAY  PER:                             

Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.     

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. 

SHAADI PAR:                                 

Maa - Sadaa Sukhi Raho.
Papa - Khush Raho.                      

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

BACHHA HONE PAR:                    

Maa - Bilkul mere bete par gaya /gayi hai.                                           

Papa - Khush Raho.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.   

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:        

Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.            

Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain. 

MORAL OF THE STORY: Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...

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Rajinikanth SMS | Rajnikant Jokes

Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

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Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes

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Rajnikant dropped an apple and gravity was born.

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East India Company left India in 1947 because Rajinikanth was supposed to born in 1949....:)

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Dear Harry Potter,
If it took me 8 damn movies to defeat one lame, bald villain, I would give people their money back!
Yours Sincerely,
Rajinikanth

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Jokes Series 1 Part - 2

If "Muahh" is a kiss.....then is "KalMuahh" a promise of a kiss for tomorrow??

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Santa (to Banta): Humme kya rishta hai?
Banta: Wohi jo besan aur pakode ka hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Kyonki jab besan santa hai tabhi pakoda banta hai.................:)

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Which state in India has the largest English speaking population? Ans: Before 8 PM -Kerela, After 8 PM – Punjab

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ex saying after a break-up "Hum humesha ache dost to rahenge hi". Its like after taking Ransom a kidnapper says "Acha dost, fir milenge". :P

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What is Stress?
U giv lift 2 a beautiful gal,she faints in ur car &u tk her 2 hospital. Dts stressful.
At hosp d Doc says shes preg & congrats u. U deny, but d girl says u r d father. This is getting very stressful! 
U req for a DNA test. After tests, doc says u r Sterile. U r now relieved. 
On way bk, u suddenly remember u have 3 kids at home- Who d Hell is their father?
NOW THAT'S STRESS!

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‎"ABCDEFG stands for: A Boy Can Do Everythng For Girl.........now the reverse GFEDCBA means: Girl Forgets Evrythng Done & Catches 'new' Boy Again"

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Wife:Tumne Mjhe Shadi se Phle Q nahi Bataya k Tumhari Phle hi RANI Naam ki Wife hai. .?

Husband: Maine Bataya to tha k Mein tume RANI ki tarah Rakhunga.

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Jokes Series - 1

The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'

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Q: What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?

A: The ones in the casinos are serious

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed.

The case was closed for lack of evidence.

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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."

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The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong

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Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls."

The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

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James Bond Vs Telugu Guy

Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a
 Telugu guy. Both were traveling to US.

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "I am Bond...James Bond."


James Bond: "And you?"

Telugu Guy: "I am Sai...

             Venkata Sai...

             Siva Venkata Sai .

             Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...

             Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...

             Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...

             Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana
Siva Venkata Sai...

             Bulusupalli Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..."

Bond faints!!!!

After that Bond used to tell his name simply as "James Bond".

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Golden Rules for Career Success

Golden Rules for Career Success  - Richard Moran

• ·         Business is made up of ambiguous victories and nebulous defeats. Claim them all as victories.
• ·         Keep track of what you do; someone is sure to ask.
• ·         Be comfortable around senior managers, or learn to fake it.
• ·         Never bring your boss a problem without some solution.You are getting paid to think, not to whine.
• ·         Long hours don't mean anything; results count, not effort.
• ·         Write down ideas; they get lost, like good pens.
• ·         Always arrive at work 30 minutes before your boss.
• ·         Help other people network for jobs. You never know when your turn will come.
• ·         Don't take days off sick-unless you are.
• ·         Assume no one can/will keep a secret.
• ·         Know when you do your best - morning, night, underpressure, relaxed; schedule and prioritize your work accordingly.
• ·         Treat everyone who works in the organization with respect and dignity, whether it be the cleaner or the managing director. Don't ever be patronizing.
• ·         Never appear stressed in front of a client, a customer or your boss. Take a deep breath and ask yourself: In the course of human events, how important is this?
• ·         If you get the entrepreneurial urge, visit someone who has his own business. It may cure you.
• ·         Acknowledging someone else's contribution will repay you doubly.
• ·         Career planning is an oxymoron. The most exciting opportunities tend to be unplanned.
• ·         Always choose to do what you'll remember ten years from now.
• ·         The size of your office is not as important as the size of your pay cheque.
• ·         Understand what finished work looks like and deliver your work only when it is finished.
• ·         The person who spends all of his or her time is not hard-working; he or she is boring.
• ·         Know how to write business letters-including thank-you notes as well as proposals.
• ·         Never confuse a memo with reality. Most memos from the top are political fantasy.
• ·         Eliminate guilt. Don't fiddle expenses, taxes or benefits, and don't cheat colleagues.
• ·         Reorganizations mean that someone will lose his or her job. Get on the committee that will make the recommendations.
• ·         Job security does not exist.
• ·         Always have an answer to the question, "What would I do if I lost my job tomorrow?"
• ·         Go to the company Christmas party.Don't get drunk at the company Christmas party.
• ·         Avoid working at weekends. Work longer during the week if you have to.
• ·         The most successful people in business are interesting.
• ·         Sometimes you'll be on a winning streak and everything will click; take maximum advantage. When the opposite is true, hold steady and wait it out.
• ·         Never in your life say, "It's not my job."
• ·         Be loyal to your career, your interests and yourself.
• ·         Understand the skills and abilities that set you apart.Use them whenever you have an opportunity.
• ·         People remember the end of the project. As they sayin boxing, "Always finish stronger than you start." 
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