Jokes Series 1 Part - 2

If "Muahh" is a kiss.....then is "KalMuahh" a promise of a kiss for tomorrow??

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Santa (to Banta): Humme kya rishta hai?
Banta: Wohi jo besan aur pakode ka hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Kyonki jab besan santa hai tabhi pakoda banta hai.................:)

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Which state in India has the largest English speaking population? Ans: Before 8 PM -Kerela, After 8 PM – Punjab

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ex saying after a break-up "Hum humesha ache dost to rahenge hi". Its like after taking Ransom a kidnapper says "Acha dost, fir milenge". :P

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What is Stress?
U giv lift 2 a beautiful gal,she faints in ur car &u tk her 2 hospital. Dts stressful.
At hosp d Doc says shes preg & congrats u. U deny, but d girl says u r d father. This is getting very stressful! 
U req for a DNA test. After tests, doc says u r Sterile. U r now relieved. 
On way bk, u suddenly remember u have 3 kids at home- Who d Hell is their father?
NOW THAT'S STRESS!

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‎"ABCDEFG stands for: A Boy Can Do Everythng For Girl.........now the reverse GFEDCBA means: Girl Forgets Evrythng Done & Catches 'new' Boy Again"

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Wife:Tumne Mjhe Shadi se Phle Q nahi Bataya k Tumhari Phle hi RANI Naam ki Wife hai. .?

Husband: Maine Bataya to tha k Mein tume RANI ki tarah Rakhunga.

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