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Madhav Srimohan

एक चौधरी था, उसे गाँव के पंद्रह-बीस लोगों के साथ दिल्ली जाना था. उसने एक टिकट ली और चल दिया सबके साथ ट्रेन में. दिल्ली रेलवे स्टेशन पहुंचा तो टिकट चैकर के सामने जाके आँख से आँख मिलाई और दौड़ लगा दी. चौधरी आगे-आगे और TC पीछे-पीछे.. एक पटरी पार की.. दूसरी की.. फिर चौधरी रुक गया. TC ने आके उसे पकड़ लिया और बोला- टिकट दिखा.?? चौधरी ने टिकट निकाल के दिखा दी. TC ने पूछा- जब टिकट थी तो भागा क्यूँ..?? चौधरी- वो बीस लोग भी तो पार करवाने थे. हा.. हा.. हा.. हा.. हा.

निष्कर्ष- ये चौधरी साहब तो हैं- हमारे सरदार मनमोहन सिंह जो ईमानदारी की टिकट लेके सारा प्रपंच रच रहे हैं. और बीस लोग हैं- कांग्रेस के भ्रष्ट मंत्री जो करोड़ो के घोटाले करके पार हो गए हैं. अब नए TC आये हैं श्री अन्ना हजारे जी अपने संगठन के साथ जिनकी कोशिश है कि ये सारे बिना टिकट वाले धरे जाए. आओ, सब मिलकर उनका सहयोग करे, जी जान लगा दें, उनके इस आन्दोलन में.

वन्दे मातरम्.!!

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Chor-Chor mausere bhai,
Ho Congressee ya Bhajpayee,
'Khayenge Kaise' ye soch ke,
koi sarkaar lokpal bill nahi laayi,
Fir Team Anna ne aisi alakh jagayi,
...sab netaon ko naani yaad karaayi,
Hui meetings bahut aur hue vichaar-vimarsh,
Par aam-raai koi ban nahi paayi,
Na ruko, na thako anna, sab hai tumhaare saath,
Ho Hindu Muslim Sikh ya ho Isaai.

We are with you Anna :-)

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‎5 Mgmt lessons from Anna & Govt:
1. Every case should have different strategy (Ramdev & Anna)
2. Homework is must (Manish Tiwari)
3. One wrong decision can put ur foot in your mouth.(Indian Govt.)
4. You should have someone to blame for ur mistakes.(Kapil Sibbal)
5. Last but not the least:
Ahinsa is still powerful even after 100 years (Boss hope u got it)

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Teacher : Where is the capital of India? Student : In Swiss Bank!

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"Kab Tak Karoge Ghar Baithkar Zikr Anna Ka..

Sadko Pe Utro Yaaron gar hai Fikr Anna Ka"

Dear Frnz,

if all black money vl cum bck 2 india dn

beer- Rs 8

vodka- Rs 20

whiskey- Rs 35

soda- Rs 1.25

atleast now support anna hazare

Why did the govt. did away with 25 paisa coin?
Bcoz they couldn't handle 1 Anna, how could they manage 4 Anna.

If "Pro" is the opposite of "Con", then what is the opposite of "PRO-GRESS".
You got it right, it will be "CON-GRESS" ... !

Interesting Message in a cinema theatre - "Pl keep your mobile phones in MANMOHAN SINGH Mode"

Dentist to PM Manmohan Singh: kam se kam mere clinic par to apna muh kholiye!

Indian Criket team supports Anna Hazare... 
"We will not win a single match, untill the Jan Lokpal bill is passed

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Anna Hazare | India Against Corruption

I wonder how lunchtime would be in Tihar. Raja, Kalmadi & Kanimojhi filling their plates while they watch Anna fasting because of them !!!

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Anna and Kalmadi shared the cell in Tihar. Anna for right bill and Kalmadi for inflated bill

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Har berbaad Manmohan ke peeche kisi na kisi Sonia ka haath hota hai

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Once Kapil Sibbal,
Digvijay Singh &
Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter,

Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note & says,
......"I made one poor Indian happy"

Singh drops two 50 Rs Notes and says,
"I made two poor Indians happy!"

Chiddu drops 100 ONE Rupee coins and says,
"I made 100 poor indians happy!"

Hearing this the PILOT laughs & says-
"I will drop down All 3 of you and make '125 CRORE Indians' Forever Happy...!"

Pilot was Anna Hazare
Support him..!!!

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Jailer to KASAB: Why r u happy ?
Kasab : I m nt indian .. I hate india .. I killed many Indians .. and still i m sure i m safe in India
Journalist to Anna Hazare: Sir , Why r u So Sad ?
Anna : I m Indian .. I love India & Indians .. but I am arrested for doing good cause and I m nt sure when i will be killed ......

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Political parties match their symbols ....

Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?

A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford

 

 

 

Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?

A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family

 

 

 

Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?

A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi.

 

 

 

Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?

A: It's a self portrait.

 

 

 

Q: Why is Jayalalitha' s symbol 'Two leaves'?

A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit

 

 

 

Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?

A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors

 

 

 

Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?

A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar

 

 

 

Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?

A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power

 

 

 

Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?

A: Because his time never seems to come

 

 

 

Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?

A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you

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Enjoy the ......Corporate language !!

"We will do it" 
means 
" You will do it" 


"You have done a great job" 
means 
"More work to be given to you" 


"We are working on it" 
means 
"We have not yet started working on the same" 


"Tomorrow first thing in the morning" 
means 
"Its not getting done... 
At least not tomorrow !". 


"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" 
means 
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do" 


"There was a slight mis-communication" 
means 
"We had actually lied" 


"Lets call a meeting and discuss" 
means 
"I have no time now, will talk later" 


"We can always do it" 
means 
"We actually cannot do the same on time" 


"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" 
means 
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time." 


"We had slight differences of opinion" 
means 
"We had actually fought" 


"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" 
means 
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me" 


"You should have told me earlier" 
means 
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!" 


"We need to find out the real reason" 
means 
"Well I will tell you where your fault is" 


"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected" 
means 
"Well you know..." 


"We are a team" 
means 
"I am not the only one to be blamed" 


"That's actually a good question" 
means 
"I do not know anything about it" 


"All the Best" 
means 
" You are in trouble"

 

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Next Generation ABCD ...

Next generation will learn the alphabets in this way:

A- Apple
B- Bluetooth
C- Chating
D- Download
E- Email
F- Facebook
G- Google
H- Hotmail
I- I-Phone
J- Java
K- Kingston
L- Laptop
M- Message
N- Nokia
O- Outlook
P- Print
Q- Quick Time
R- RAM
S- Server
T- Touch Screen
U- USB
V- Vista
W- Wi-fi
X- XP
Y- Youtube
Z- Z.Z.Z..!!

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Saying I Love You in 100 languages

English - I love you

Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief

Albanian - Te dua

Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)

Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) 

Armenian - Yes kez sirumen

Bambara - M'bi fe

Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi 

Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu

Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo

Bulgarian - Obicham te

Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah

Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a 

Catalan - T'estimo

Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse

Chichewa - Ndimakukonda

Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) 

Creol - Mi aime jou

Croatian - Volim te

Czech - Miluji te

Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig

Dutch - Ik hou van jou

Esperanto - Mi amas vin

Estonian - Ma armastan sind

Ethiopian - Afgreki'

Faroese - Eg elski teg

Farsi - Doset daram

Filipino - Mahal kita

Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua

French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore

Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort

Georgian - Mikvarhar

German - Ich liebe dich

Greek - S'agapo

Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo 

Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw

Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi

Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female) 

Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male) 

Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw 

Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae

Hmong - Kuv hlub koj

Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta

Hungarian - Szeretlek

Icelandic - Eg elska tig

Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw

Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu

Inuit - Negligevapse

Irish - Taim i' ngra leat

Italian - Ti amo

Japanese - Aishiteru

Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene 

Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka

Kiswahili - Nakupenda

Konkani - Tu magel moga cho

Korean - Sarang Heyo

Latin - Te amo

Latvian - Es tevi miilu

Lebanese - Bahibak

Lithuanian - Tave myliu

Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu 

Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu

Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni

Marathi - Me tula prem karto

Mohawk - Kanbhik

Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik

Nahuatl - Ni mits neki

Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni

Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg

Pandacan - Syota na kita!!

Pangasinan - Inaru Taka

Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo

Persian - Doo-set daaram

Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay

Polish - Kocham Ciebie

Portuguese - Eu te amo

Romanian - Te iubesc

Russian - Ya tebya liubliu

Scot Gaelic - Tha gra'dh agam ort 

Serbian - Volim te

Setswana - Ke a go rata

Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')

Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan 

Sioux - Techihhila

Slovak - Lu`bim ta

Slovenian - Ljubim te

Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo

Swahili - Ninapenda wewe

Swedish - Jag alskar dig

Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di

Tagalog - Mahal kita

Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li

Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe

Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen

Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu 

Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)

Thai - Phom rak khun (to female) 

Turkish - Seni Seviyorum

Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu

Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo 

Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female) 

Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male) 

Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu

Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh

Yoruba - Mo ni fe

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Actually

1 stone is enough to break a glass. 
1sentence is enough to break a heart. 
1sec is enough to fall in love. 
But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...??? 

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A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
:
But
...:
A boy's heart is slower than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves. 

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"COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN"

Hmmm.....
That's why it is said that
"COUPLES r made in HEAVEN. 

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My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said: 
"At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot" I still don't get why I got rusticated. 
I only asked him, "Which End Sir?" 

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Professor: What's attention deficit hyperactive disorder? 
Student: jimbalakadi bamba. 
Professor: Sorry, I don't undrstnd what u said? 
Student: Same here sir! 

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Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I m doing right now??? 

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Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes" 

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Ugly Truth:

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45

But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31

 

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