Bosses are like that :-)

Thursday, August 9, 2012


Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? 

Employee
 : That's easy, 49.

Boss
 : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee
 : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge


Boss
 : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee
 : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.


Boss
 : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee
 : Because the deer is in the fridge.


Boss
 : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee
 : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday


Boss
 : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee
 : Er....I guess she drowned....err....


Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane. That’s the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!


Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo.. Agar boss ne thaanli hai bajane ki to bajake hi rahega 

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