Wednesday, June 11, 2008
- Long back,A person who sacrificed his sleep,Forgot his family,Forgot his food,Forgot laughter were called "Saints"
But now they are called...
- An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:"
If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
- Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..Its just that,
One loves too much,
The other loves too many,
- Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
- Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
- What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and
Just few hours left for your exams..!
- Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions that a wise mancannot answer" No wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
- Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..!!! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
- After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: " WE dohave an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
- A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee.
....... Leave them to us