Funny Quotes - 5

• Long back,A person who sacrificed his sleep,Forgot his family,Forgot his food,Forgot laughter were called "Saints"
  But now they are called...
  "IT professionals"
  
• An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:"
  If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
  
• Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
  Love is always present..Its just that,
  One loves too much,
  and
  The other loves too many,
  
• Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
  BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
  
• Philosophy of life
  At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
  Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
  
• What is a Fear?
  Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
  When pages of your book still smell new and
  Just few hours left for your exams..!
  
• Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions that a wise mancannot answer" No wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
  
• Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
  Shopkeeper: Oh sure..!!! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
  Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
  
• After reading the form filled by an applicant..
  The employer said: " WE dohave an opening for you..!
  Applicant: What is it?
  Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
  
• A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
  Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee.
  ....... Leave them to us