Funny Quotes - 5

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

  • Long back,A person who sacrificed his sleep,Forgot his family,Forgot his food,Forgot laughter were called "Saints"
    But now they are called...
    "IT professionals"
  • An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:"
    If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
  • Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
    Love is always present..Its just that,
    One loves too much,
    The other loves too many,
  • Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
    BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
  • Philosophy of life
    At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
    Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
  • What is a Fear?
    Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
    When pages of your book still smell new and
    Just few hours left for your exams..!
  • Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions that a wise mancannot answer" No wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
  • Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
    Shopkeeper: Oh sure..!!! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
    Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
  • After reading the form filled by an applicant..
    The employer said: " WE dohave an opening for you..!
    Applicant: What is it?
    Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
  • A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
    Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee.
    ....... Leave them to us


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