Funny Quotes - 6

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date
and Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!


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