Random Musings

Tourism Tag lines of some countries.........

Thailand: Amazing Thailand!

India: Incredible India!

Malaysia: Truly Asia!

What's Pakistan's Tourism tag line?

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Have a Blast, Till You Last! ;-)

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Playboy upgrades US rating to XXX for single handedly screwing world markets

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There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

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Discovered am allergic to peanuts, I break into a rash every time I get my paycheck :'(

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I feel cheated, my doctor said he'll 'treat' me but the bugger charged me 400 bucks for every visit >:(

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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn`t spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

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Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. that's why women wear make up. that's why men lie.

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Gabbar : Ab tera kya hoga Kalia.

Kalia : Sardar mene aapka namak khaya he

Gabbar : Aur jo Dal,

Chawal,

sabji,

Daru,

Chicken Tanduri

aur

chhamian ka naach

Uska hisab kya tera baap dega

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waqt ne humien barbaad kiya....ab hum khaali baith ke waqt ko barbaad kar denge

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"Women like silent men. They think they're listening."

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One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love.

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Its so Simple to be Happy, but its so Difficult to be Simple

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity

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"Save the Girl Child, Else Ur Son Will Be Forced To Be "the GAY Child"...!"

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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

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God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick our own *** too easily!

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it takes three seconds to say i love you, three hours trying to explain it, and it takes a whole life time to prove it

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There are a few people I know whose birth certificates should be considered an apology letter to the world!!!

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The best transition: Real Eyes--->Realize--->Real Lies.

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An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women...

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Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai, Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai. Koi friday evening review par bulaye Koi saturday ko office bulaye Aur Ek teri idea ko apna bataye, Koi gentle, koi bura hota hai, Par har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai. Ek ghadi ghadi review kare par kabhi kabhi advice de Ek kabhi kabhi review kare aur ghadi ghadi advice de Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite, Koi din raat rakhe team ko tight; Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai Par har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai :)

boss zaruri kyun hota hai?? kyunki na hi hum apni peeth thapthapa sakte hai aur na hi apni g**** pe laat maar sakte hai. isliye boss zaruri hota hai

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Unbeaten thought ever.......!!!

"Take watever u can frm ur life.....bcoz.....when life starts taking from u....

it takes even ur last breath..."

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Facebook | Google Plus | Twitter | LinkedIn | Social Networking SMS | Messages

FACTS ABOUT FACEBOOK MESSAGES

Behind evry gr8 STATUS... there is ctrl+c & ctrl+v... ;

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Differences between social networks: 

Twitter: I'm peeing right now.

Facebook: I just peed.

Foursquare: I'm peeing here. / You just became the mayor of the toilet.

YouTube: Watch this pee!

LinkedIn: I am good at peeing

G+: I control who watches this Pee

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GIRLS status on fb - : (

Comments :

1 .Haww! Kya hua?

2 .Hey,evryt hing ok ? Shud i call ?

3 .Hey,dnt b sad . Tell me wat hppned ?

4 .Evrythng's gonna be ok baby, chill.

BOYS status on fb - :(

Comments :

1 .Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte

2 .Kya hua kamine

3 .Haramkhor Dukhi aatma.

4 .Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale . :D

BOYS ROXXXXXX !!! :D :

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This is called Internet Age -

One friend says to another - "I have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, MSN Messenger, Skype and Twitter."

2nd Friend: "Dude, do you have a life?"

1st Friend: "OMG! No! Send me the link!"

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A boy's fb status:

i m online during class.. hahahah

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cmnt frm his tchr:

beta tst me 0 mila h ,,,aake dekhega ya fir tag karu,,,, ????

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Height of Tension: Obama updated his status on Facebook "Osama is dead, justice has been done". He got a notification: Osama Bin Laden likes your status .

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New corralory of Parkinson's Law:

"Facebook increases the workload of people on their birthdays."

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Dadi marte hue boli - "Main apna farm, 6 tractor 50 janwar & 22389630 cash tumhARE naam karti hoon"

Pota- "Ye sab kahan hai dadi?"

Dadi- Farmville mein

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Facebook Fever:

Once a guy updated his status "I am gonna sleep on terrace tonight :)"

After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status!!

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Famous Rajini Jokes | Rajnikant | Rajini SMS

 

• Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog, later it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking in India!
• Government of India pays tax to Rajnikant for living in India!
• Definition of Solar Eclipse: When Rajnikant stares at Sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This phenomena is called solar eclipse
• Why do Earthquakes occur? Because at that time Rajnikant's mobile is on vibration mode
• Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
• Rajni will be the star lead in the remake of the movie '300'. It will now be called '1'
• Once upon a time, while playing, Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl... Now that statue is known as "Statue of Liberty"!
• When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths
• If you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes it as a personal insult.
• Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
• Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.
• Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
• If you Google search 'Rajnikant getting kicked', you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
• If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
• Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
• Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
• Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
• Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple's Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!
• The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!*
• When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
• Wanted revised: Salman - Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad main sirf rajnikanth ki hi sunta hu.
• Rajinikanth once taught a child, How to Play Counter Strike. Now that child is known as Osama Bin Laden!
• Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
• Why did obama came to india? To receive the payment of nasa's rocket he sold to RAJNIKANTH for diwali.
• Now, there's a new email ID. It's gmail@rajinikanth.com
• Hrithik tried 2 compete with rajni in dance.. result..he is on a wheel chair in guzaarish.
• Rajani can find corner in a circle.
• Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
• One day Rajinikanth kicked a stone in the beach and it is now called 'Srilanka'.
• Once rajnikant was really angry at the clouds, the next second it started raining!!
• Myth Busted: For long the World has believed that the magnetic needle in a compass always points in North. The truth is it always points in the direction Rajinikanth is looking.
• Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.
• Paul the octopus predicted rajinikanth's death and the octopus died.
• The toilet flushes on its own whenever Rajnikanth forgot to do so.
• Rajnikanth tried to commit suicide, but failed… even Rajnikanth cannot kill Rajnikanth.
• Rajinikanth is waiting for his next deserving student, after Aryabhatta (400 BC), to teach him what comes before 0.
• What do you get when you add 2 and 3? Answer - 5 (But only if Rajinikanth is in a good mood and allows it to be!)
• Rajnikanth told Shakespeare the story of Romeo and Juliet.
• In olden times a boy went to Nepal and made mountains of snow. Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and the mountains are known as the Himalayas.
• All The fast bikes from yamaha company R1, R15, R6, Rx 100 ,Rx 125, Rx 135, Rd, Rxz.. R stands for RAJNIKANTH.
• Once Rajnikanth lost his wallet. As a result the world faced global recession.
• When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
• Rajnikanth can swim in a drop of water.
• Archimedes shouted eureka when he found Rajnikanth's diary!!
• Once rajnikanth bought 2 horses , 2 elephants , & 2 camels.. why? for playing chess....!
• Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim as" "one who has encountered Rajinikant".
• Ek baar Rajinikanth ne ek Mote aadmi ko joke bola.... Since then that man is known as Laughing Buddha...

 

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