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Friday, September 16, 2011


  • Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog, later it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking in India!
  • Government of India pays tax to Rajnikant for living in India!
  • Definition of Solar Eclipse: When Rajnikant stares at Sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This phenomena is called solar eclipse
  • Why do Earthquakes occur? Because at that time Rajnikant's mobile is on vibration mode
  • Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
  • Rajni will be the star lead in the remake of the movie '300'. It will now be called '1'
  • Once upon a time, while playing, Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl... Now that statue is known as "Statue of Liberty"!
  • When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths
  • If you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes it as a personal insult.
  • Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
  • Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.
  • Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
  • If you Google search 'Rajnikant getting kicked', you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
  • If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
  • Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
  • Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
  • Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
  • Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple's Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!
  • The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!*
  • When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
  • Wanted revised: Salman - Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad main sirf rajnikanth ki hi sunta hu.
  • Rajinikanth once taught a child, How to Play Counter Strike. Now that child is known as Osama Bin Laden!
  • Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
  • Why did obama came to india? To receive the payment of nasa's rocket he sold to RAJNIKANTH for diwali.
  • Now, there's a new email ID. It's gmail@rajinikanth.com
  • Hrithik tried 2 compete with rajni in dance.. result..he is on a wheel chair in guzaarish.
  • Rajani can find corner in a circle.
  • Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
  • One day Rajinikanth kicked a stone in the beach and it is now called 'Srilanka'.
  • Once rajnikant was really angry at the clouds, the next second it started raining!!
  • Myth Busted: For long the World has believed that the magnetic needle in a compass always points in North. The truth is it always points in the direction Rajinikanth is looking.
  • Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.
  • Paul the octopus predicted rajinikanth's death and the octopus died.
  • The toilet flushes on its own whenever Rajnikanth forgot to do so.
  • Rajnikanth tried to commit suicide, but failed… even Rajnikanth cannot kill Rajnikanth.
  • Rajinikanth is waiting for his next deserving student, after Aryabhatta (400 BC), to teach him what comes before 0.
  • What do you get when you add 2 and 3? Answer - 5 (But only if Rajinikanth is in a good mood and allows it to be!)
  • Rajnikanth told Shakespeare the story of Romeo and Juliet.
  • In olden times a boy went to Nepal and made mountains of snow. Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and the mountains are known as the Himalayas.
  • All The fast bikes from yamaha company R1, R15, R6, Rx 100 ,Rx 125, Rx 135, Rd, Rxz.. R stands for RAJNIKANTH.
  • Once Rajnikanth lost his wallet. As a result the world faced global recession.
  • When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
  • Rajnikanth can swim in a drop of water.
  • Archimedes shouted eureka when he found Rajnikanth's diary!!
  • Once rajnikanth bought 2 horses , 2 elephants , & 2 camels.. why? for playing chess....!
  • Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim as" "one who has encountered Rajinikant".
  • Ek baar Rajinikanth ne ek Mote aadmi ko joke bola.... Since then that man is known as Laughing Buddha...



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