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FACTS ABOUT FACEBOOK MESSAGES

Behind evry gr8 STATUS... there is ctrl+c & ctrl+v... ;

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Differences between social networks: 

Twitter: I'm peeing right now.

Facebook: I just peed.

Foursquare: I'm peeing here. / You just became the mayor of the toilet.

YouTube: Watch this pee!

LinkedIn: I am good at peeing

G+: I control who watches this Pee

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GIRLS status on fb - : (

Comments :

1 .Haww! Kya hua?

2 .Hey,evryt hing ok ? Shud i call ?

3 .Hey,dnt b sad . Tell me wat hppned ?

4 .Evrythng's gonna be ok baby, chill.

BOYS status on fb - :(

Comments :

1 .Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte

2 .Kya hua kamine

3 .Haramkhor Dukhi aatma.

4 .Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale . :D

BOYS ROXXXXXX !!! :D :

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This is called Internet Age -

One friend says to another - "I have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, MSN Messenger, Skype and Twitter."

2nd Friend: "Dude, do you have a life?"

1st Friend: "OMG! No! Send me the link!"

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A boy's fb status:

i m online during class.. hahahah

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cmnt frm his tchr:

beta tst me 0 mila h ,,,aake dekhega ya fir tag karu,,,, ????

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Height of Tension: Obama updated his status on Facebook "Osama is dead, justice has been done". He got a notification: Osama Bin Laden likes your status .

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New corralory of Parkinson's Law:

"Facebook increases the workload of people on their birthdays."

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Dadi marte hue boli - "Main apna farm, 6 tractor 50 janwar & 22389630 cash tumhARE naam karti hoon"

Pota- "Ye sab kahan hai dadi?"

Dadi- Farmville mein

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Facebook Fever:

Once a guy updated his status "I am gonna sleep on terrace tonight :)"

After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status!!