1 line humor – no fun, its serious

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. 

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cheque. 

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! 

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? 

Dr: Get married. 

Man: Will it help? 

Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. 

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! 

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.. 

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

[28]Faithful husband always goes to heaven but unfaithful husband always enjoys heaven on the earth.