Wacky Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. 


Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 




Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 




Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.


Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 


Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" 

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. 

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 




Father: A banker provided by nature. 

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 


Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. 


Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 


Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 


Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 


Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. 


Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. 


Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death