Parenting Education for new Parents :-) Funny

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Funny Jokes and SMS

BOY to GIRL :
"Look Into my eyes, what do u see...?
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GIRL:
True Love !!...
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BOY :
Oo Juliet Ki Amma .. !!!
kuch aankh mein chala gaya hai
Jaldi nikaal......

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Why does Wahida Rehaman never change her Saree in d film GUIDE?
Bcoz, Dev Anand Says:

O Mere Humrahi

Meri Baah Thame Chalna

Badle Duniya

"SAREE"

Tum Na Badalna..

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Doctor:"Kya takleef hai.. ??
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Pappu:"Seenay me Bohot dard ho Raha hai..
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Doctor:"Cigrette Peety ho..??
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Pappu:"
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Han Par
"Gold Flake"hi Mangwana...

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Banta: Aap ko kabhi kisi se pyar hua hai?
Santa: Haan yaar, par woh maanti hi nahi..
Banta: Kyun? Kya kehti hai?
Santa: Kehti hai 'I LOVE YOU 2'. Pata nahi saala ye doosra kaun hai...

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Funny Laws of Fun

LAWS OF FUN

1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9) Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the screen arrive last.

11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.

12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one..

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Latest Jokes

Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand nothing, still you say...

"I Agree" ... ... !!

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All my life I kept on believing that ..... air is for free....
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I bought a BAG of CHIPS ;)

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Pakistani PM: Nawaz Sharif.

Indian PM: Na-Awaz Na-Sharif.

Hmmm. #TheekHai

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vodka + water = injures kidney

rum + water = injures liver

whiskey + water = injures heart

gin + water = injures brain .

I think there is something
wrong in water !!

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