Funny Jokes and SMS

BOY to GIRL :
"Look Into my eyes, what do u see...?
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GIRL:
True Love !!...
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BOY :
Oo Juliet Ki Amma .. !!!
kuch aankh mein chala gaya hai
Jaldi nikaal......

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Why does Wahida Rehaman never change her Saree in d film GUIDE?
Bcoz, Dev Anand Says:

O Mere Humrahi

Meri Baah Thame Chalna

Badle Duniya

"SAREE"

Tum Na Badalna..

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Doctor:"Kya takleef hai.. ??
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Pappu:"Seenay me Bohot dard ho Raha hai..
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Doctor:"Cigrette Peety ho..??
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Pappu:"
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Han Par
"Gold Flake"hi Mangwana...

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Banta: Aap ko kabhi kisi se pyar hua hai?
Santa: Haan yaar, par woh maanti hi nahi..
Banta: Kyun? Kya kehti hai?
Santa: Kehti hai 'I LOVE YOU 2'. Pata nahi saala ye doosra kaun hai...

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