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Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand nothing, still you say...

"I Agree" ... ... !!

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All my life I kept on believing that ..... air is for free....
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I bought a BAG of CHIPS ;)

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Pakistani PM: Nawaz Sharif.

Indian PM: Na-Awaz Na-Sharif.

Hmmm. #TheekHai

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vodka + water = injures kidney

rum + water = injures liver

whiskey + water = injures heart

gin + water = injures brain .

I think there is something
wrong in water !!