Petrol Price Hike Jokes

Some of the jokes on petrol price hike...at least lets enjoy the jokes if not the hike!!!


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Petrol Pump Attendant : kitne ka daaloon??
Me: 2-4 rupye ka gadi ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai. =)


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Sony's show"Crime Patrol"is soon to change its name to..
"Crime Diesel"


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Kal Subah Subah Bank Ja k line me lagna padega!!
Petrol Bharvaane k liye loan chahiye!!


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Breaking News : Another Rave party was busted by Mumbai Police, many rich people were caught sniffing petrol..LAMO!!! :-)


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Petrol price hiked by 7.50 per litre.Aur karo Santa Banta ke jokes.Dekha sardar ka revenge!


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Petroleum Minister had a sip of thumbs Up and Said..
"Aaj Kuch Toofani Karte Hai"


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1 litre petrol= 1 litre beer...Jhumoo ya fir ghumoo d choice is yours


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one more one more
Harbhajan to Dhoni: Hum to Jaanboojh ke match haare.Pata hai, jeetne waali team ko jo Volkswagen mil raha hai,wo petrol ki hai :-):-D 


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Finally its gonna be a dream come true for girls :-D
Dreaming for a man to come on.a white horse! ;-)


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All thanks to the petrol price hike! ;-):-)

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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT:

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and  drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!

2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't

1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!

 

 

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