Do you believe in Genie !!!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

BOYFRIEND  takes his  GIRLFRIEND  to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the GIRLFRIEND  promptly hacked her first shot right through the window
of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The BOYFRIEND cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, 'Come in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage
that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle
was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people who broke my

'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that,' the BOYFRIEND  replied.

'Oh, no apologies please. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
Genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each
one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.'

'Wow, that's great!' the BOYFRIEND said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the Genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the Genie asked. 'I'd like to
own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,'
she said.

'Consider it is done,' the GENIE said. 'And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

'And now,' the couple asked out of curiosity, 'what's your wish, GENIE?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman
in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your GIRLFRIEND  .'

The BOYFRIEND looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled !! Led it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're
right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, and it's only
for one time.

'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the BOYFRIEND  .

'I'd do the same for you!' So the GENIE and the woman went upstairs where
they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The GENIE was

After about three hours of non-stop fun, the GENIE rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and your BOYFRIEND ?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

'Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in GENIES


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