Logical Jokes

1) Sharabi knocks the door of his home. wife opens the door;sharabi asks who r u?

She yells: how dare u forget ur wife!

He answrs: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai!

 

 2) Question. How Nisar was born?

Answer. Jawan Jaan-e-mann,

             Haseen dilruba,

             Mily 2 dil jawan,

             NISAR HO GAYA.

 

 3) Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

 

 4) Prospective Husband :Do you have a book called "Man, the Master of Women".

Salesgirl :The fiction department is on the other side, sir !!

 

 5) Just imagine life without girls!

Markets silent

Streets empty

Police at rest

Mobile companies in loss

No flowers

No valentine's &

All MEN direct to HEAVEN!

 

 7) It's sad for a girl to reach an age where men consider her "charmless" ...but its worse for a man to reach an age where girls consider him "harmless." ;)