Thursday, April 30, 2009
She yells: how dare u forget ur wife!
He answrs: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai!
2) Question. How Nisar was born?
Answer. Jawan Jaan-e-mann,
Mily 2 dil jawan,
NISAR HO GAYA.
3) Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
4) Prospective Husband :Do you have a book called "Man, the Master of Women".
Salesgirl :The fiction department is on the other side, sir !!
5) Just imagine life without girls!
Police at rest
Mobile companies in loss
No valentine's &
All MEN direct to HEAVEN!
7) It's sad for a girl to reach an age where men consider her "charmless" ...but its worse for a man to reach an age where girls consider him "harmless." ;)