School Days Fun Jokes...

 

Teacher: 'What is your name?'. Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.' Student: 'My name is Sunlight .    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Teacher: 'What is your name?'. Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear' Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name' Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old.    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Question: What is the full form of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student: BROTHERLY LOVE    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student: A holiday    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ' Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born.    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age? Student: 32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.