Showing posts with label Husband Vs Wife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband Vs Wife. Show all posts
Aesa apna husband ho...
Monday, July 6, 2009
Aesa apna husband ho...
Aesa Apna Husband Ho...
6" feet jiss ki height ho,
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaj us ka light ho,
Husband apna aesa bright ho... Uff tak na karay itna quite ho,
Dinner main us ka jawab na ho,
Romantic night ho,
Shopping kar kay jab bhi aoon,
Bolay "darling, tum kitni nice ho",
Husband apna aesa bright ho... Mujhay rani bana kar rakhay,
tao phir zindagi delight ho,
Saas susar kay samnay kahay,
Jaan tum hamesha right ho,
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
Jab bhi kabhi fight ho,
Jahan chahay jaaon, Jo chahay karoon,
Kuch is tarah ki life ho,
Her doosray week ghoomnay phirnay ki flight ho,
Aisa hojaye tao main uroon asman pay jaise kite ho,
Husband apna aesa bright ho...
Aisi apni wife ho …
Aisi apni wife ho …
5'6'' jiss ki height ho,
Jeans jiss ki tight ho,
Chehra jiss ka bright ho,
Weight mein thori light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thori si wo quite ho,
Aesi apni wife ho... Sarak pay sab kahain kya cute ho,
Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho,
Punjab ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,
Aesi apni wife ho... Parosi jab baat karay tao haath main knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milnay say dil delight ho,
Kaash yeh concept 0.01% bhi right ho,
Agar aesi apni wife ho,
tao kya haseen life ho,
Her kisi ki yeh farma'ish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi yeh azma'ish ho,
Ae kaash kahain tao aesi paidaish ho,
Aesi apni wife ho, Aesi apni wife ho...
Husband Vs Wife - 1
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
· NBA 5..0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4..1 ..
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update..
· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2..0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 ..
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly ...
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Installing Sports Channel in you TV
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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