Ultimate PJ ........ ENJOY !!!!!!!!

> 1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
> Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar
> diya crime....

> ." 1 is neither composite nor prime"

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> 2. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
> Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....

> My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

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> 3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
> yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....

> Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

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> 4.. Arj kiya hai..
> He is KISSING
> She is KISSING
> He is KISSING
> She is KISSING

> * * *Some test missing
> * * *some text missing

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> 5. woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
> woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....

> ahun ahun ahun
> ahun ahun ahun

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> 6.mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
> mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

> ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

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> 7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
> Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..

> aja aja dil nichode ....
> raat ki matki phode...

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> 8. mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
> mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..

> LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

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> 9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
> Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...

> "BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

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> Emotional Shayari

> Arz kiya hai

> Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana
> Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana

> A for Apple
> B for Banana

> WAH
> WAH!!

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> Arz kiya hai

> Kal tak thee jo meri present
> Kal tak thee jo meri present
> Aaj ho gayee hai past

> Kal tak thee jo meri present

> Aaj ho gayee
> hai past

> .

> Offer valid
> till stocks last.. :-P

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> Arz kiya
> hai

> Baith kar
> girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya

> Wah-Wah,
> Wah-Wah

> Baith kar
> girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya

> Ki
> Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya

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> Yashomati
> Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

> Waah! Waah!

> Yashomati
> Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

> "Maa,
> Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

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> Teacher to
> student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye
, to
> btao
> ab kitne angoor bache

> Raju : Sir
> 10 hathi bache

> Teacher:
> Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala

> Raju :
> Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..

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> Romio ne
> juliet se kaha ek sach

> Romio ne
> juliet se kaha ek sach

> .Asali
> masale sach sach

> MDH.....MDH
> ...!

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> Salma ke
> pyaar me doob gaya Peter

> Gaur
> farmaiye

> Salma ke
> pyaar me doob gaya Peter

> Ab hero
> Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

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> 1 ladki ne
> kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

> 1 ladki ne
> kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

> Mutual funds
> are subjected to market risks!!!!

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Aaj Ka PJ

 

Lion : “Robert, Diana ko kuch khata pila do”

Robert: “ Kyun bos”

Lion : “Bevkuf, phir who Diana se DianaSour ban jayegi aur extinct ho jayegi”

 

 

 

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Arz Kiya Hai

Arz Kiya Hai

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,

laakh rupaye ki bat thi,

do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath

Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;

Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main

"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(wah-wah)

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Log ishq karte hain,Bade shor ke saath.

Humne bhi kiya,Bade zor ke saath.

Magar ab karenge,Thoda gaur ke saath.

Kyonki kal usko dekha,Kisi aur ke saath.

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Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon

Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon

Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,

Har baar faisla badal deta hoon

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Dark were those days, without your sight.

When I was in darkness, you gave me light.

You gave me strength 2 make life bright.

Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

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Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;

Apartment manga.. bangla diya;

dost manga to tumhain diya..

Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

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When I C the moon I C U

When I C the stars I C U

When I C the Sea I C U

Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

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Super Deadly PJs... Ekdumm FRESH !!!

A scientist disconnected his doorbell....... can u guess why??? ???? try think!!! donno??? cuz he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________________ ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise? …. . . kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha.. dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya... or chor bachh gaya ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??????? ??????????????? Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................ ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Highly complicated PJ Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!! A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast) ______________________________________________________________________________________________ colour of frequency what is the colour of frequency?? Purple how ?? frequency ka unit hai Hz u can write it as 1/sec ie. par second in hindi second is also caled as pal therefore PARPAL __ ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha . ? ? ? King George how ?? coin ke dono side rehta hai ______________________________________________________________________________________________ according to movie Sholay who is son of lion. ........... . HOLI how ?? . .Gabbar bolta hai na holi cub hai cub hai holi (cub) PS: Hope u r fine after reading this :D

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P.J. - 1

• Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi,Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....
• Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..
• Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara abbbbe oyeee phir kya huaBakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya
• Tu ne mere man se khela,Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,.....Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)
• Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye. Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.
• Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
• Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.... JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
• aasman mein char tare
  aasman mein char tare
  do tumhare do hamare
• Maine tujhe dekha
  Dekhta raha,
  Dekhta hi gaya
  Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

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