Tension

 

TENSION

Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,
Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai.
Aapko TENSION !!


Aap hospital le gaye,
Doctorbola – aap baap banne wale ho
Aapko TENSION !!


Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi !
Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli – yehi baap hai.
Aapko aur TENSION.


Phir police ayi
Aapka medical check up hua.
Report aayi.
Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.
Aapko aur TENSION !!


Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !


Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai
Wo kiske hai…????????


Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!! J J

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Name is Superman

A Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New york airport
and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to
call his name, he got fedup and went to them and asked why they havent
called his name yet.

They said that they have been calling him for last 2 hrs as

'Anotherman Superman'

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Ha Ha Ha !!!

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".

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Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.

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Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Sheesa (Mirror) Hai!

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Sweetest Proposal by a K.G. class kid to an elder girl
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......
Boy:kal lo na didi plzzzzzzzzzz

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