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Madhav Srimohan

एक चौधरी था, उसे गाँव के पंद्रह-बीस लोगों के साथ दिल्ली जाना था. उसने एक टिकट ली और चल दिया सबके साथ ट्रेन में. दिल्ली रेलवे स्टेशन पहुंचा तो टिकट चैकर के सामने जाके आँख से आँख मिलाई और दौड़ लगा दी. चौधरी आगे-आगे और TC पीछे-पीछे.. एक पटरी पार की.. दूसरी की.. फिर चौधरी रुक गया. TC ने आके उसे पकड़ लिया और बोला- टिकट दिखा.?? चौधरी ने टिकट निकाल के दिखा दी. TC ने पूछा- जब टिकट थी तो भागा क्यूँ..?? चौधरी- वो बीस लोग भी तो पार करवाने थे. हा.. हा.. हा.. हा.. हा.

निष्कर्ष- ये चौधरी साहब तो हैं- हमारे सरदार मनमोहन सिंह जो ईमानदारी की टिकट लेके सारा प्रपंच रच रहे हैं. और बीस लोग हैं- कांग्रेस के भ्रष्ट मंत्री जो करोड़ो के घोटाले करके पार हो गए हैं. अब नए TC आये हैं श्री अन्ना हजारे जी अपने संगठन के साथ जिनकी कोशिश है कि ये सारे बिना टिकट वाले धरे जाए. आओ, सब मिलकर उनका सहयोग करे, जी जान लगा दें, उनके इस आन्दोलन में.

वन्दे मातरम्.!!

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Chor-Chor mausere bhai,
Ho Congressee ya Bhajpayee,
'Khayenge Kaise' ye soch ke,
koi sarkaar lokpal bill nahi laayi,
Fir Team Anna ne aisi alakh jagayi,
...sab netaon ko naani yaad karaayi,
Hui meetings bahut aur hue vichaar-vimarsh,
Par aam-raai koi ban nahi paayi,
Na ruko, na thako anna, sab hai tumhaare saath,
Ho Hindu Muslim Sikh ya ho Isaai.

We are with you Anna :-)

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‎5 Mgmt lessons from Anna & Govt:
1. Every case should have different strategy (Ramdev & Anna)
2. Homework is must (Manish Tiwari)
3. One wrong decision can put ur foot in your mouth.(Indian Govt.)
4. You should have someone to blame for ur mistakes.(Kapil Sibbal)
5. Last but not the least:
Ahinsa is still powerful even after 100 years (Boss hope u got it)

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Teacher : Where is the capital of India? Student : In Swiss Bank!

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"Kab Tak Karoge Ghar Baithkar Zikr Anna Ka..

Sadko Pe Utro Yaaron gar hai Fikr Anna Ka"

Dear Frnz,

if all black money vl cum bck 2 india dn

beer- Rs 8

vodka- Rs 20

whiskey- Rs 35

soda- Rs 1.25

atleast now support anna hazare

Why did the govt. did away with 25 paisa coin?
Bcoz they couldn't handle 1 Anna, how could they manage 4 Anna.

If "Pro" is the opposite of "Con", then what is the opposite of "PRO-GRESS".
You got it right, it will be "CON-GRESS" ... !

Interesting Message in a cinema theatre - "Pl keep your mobile phones in MANMOHAN SINGH Mode"

Dentist to PM Manmohan Singh: kam se kam mere clinic par to apna muh kholiye!

Indian Criket team supports Anna Hazare... 
"We will not win a single match, untill the Jan Lokpal bill is passed

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I wonder how lunchtime would be in Tihar. Raja, Kalmadi & Kanimojhi filling their plates while they watch Anna fasting because of them !!!

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Anna and Kalmadi shared the cell in Tihar. Anna for right bill and Kalmadi for inflated bill

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Har berbaad Manmohan ke peeche kisi na kisi Sonia ka haath hota hai

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Once Kapil Sibbal,
Digvijay Singh &
Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter,

Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note & says,
......"I made one poor Indian happy"

Singh drops two 50 Rs Notes and says,
"I made two poor Indians happy!"

Chiddu drops 100 ONE Rupee coins and says,
"I made 100 poor indians happy!"

Hearing this the PILOT laughs & says-
"I will drop down All 3 of you and make '125 CRORE Indians' Forever Happy...!"

Pilot was Anna Hazare
Support him..!!!

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Jailer to KASAB: Why r u happy ?
Kasab : I m nt indian .. I hate india .. I killed many Indians .. and still i m sure i m safe in India
Journalist to Anna Hazare: Sir , Why r u So Sad ?
Anna : I m Indian .. I love India & Indians .. but I am arrested for doing good cause and I m nt sure when i will be killed ......

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