ARZ Kiya hai... Enjoy......Latest PJ

1)   Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!! 2)Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !! 3)Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !! 4)Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Aatma Chhor Gayii Shareer Puraana ...      Aatma Chhor Gayii Shareer Puraana ... Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !       5) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!" 6)Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ... Dil Mein "Naa" Hain .... . . Waah! Waah! . . Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ... Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ... Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..." 7) Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ... Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

 

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Mast and Hilarious PJ

BOY to girl :
Tu hi to jannat meri,Tu hi mera junon
or kuch na janu mae bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA mae kya kru??

Girl:
Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.
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What is the height of Flirting?
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When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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GIRL- Jaan mujhey aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho.
BOY(slapped her, and said) - "kamini, I luv u, mujhsay shaadi karke mujhey
tabah kar de".
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After robbing the Bank, robber to clerk: Did u see me robbing?
CLERK : Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk: Did u?
SECOND CLERK : No, But my wife saw u!
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Banta baar me ro raha tha.
BARTENDER : Kyo ro rahe ho?
BANTA : Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun, uska naam hi yaad
nahi aa raha.
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BOY : Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya, Dil jalke rakh ho gaya.
GIRL : Teri kurbani barbad nahi jayegi, raakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone ke
kaam ayegi.....!
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LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE:lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS:lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind
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A BOY said to a girL: come into my heart
GIRL said: sandal nikalu kiya?
BOY said: hatt pagli mera dil mandir thodhi na hai sandal pehenke hi aa jao,

ok.
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Husband to wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho, aur...
WIFE: Aur kya?
Tell me Aur kya?
WIFE shouted: Tell me aur kya?

HUSBAND: Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par..;-)
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EK AADMI ROZ SUBHA PED KI DALI PE CHADH K BAITH JATA THA,
PUCHO KYU?
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BECHARA MBA KARKE PAGAL HO GAYA THA, APNE APKO BRANCH MANAGER SAMJHTA THA...

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New set of ultra-deadly PJs

New set of ultra-deadly PJs

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta????????????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

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santa and banta r discussing---------

santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."

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One day Ravan went to a disco......................... .
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ...................
kyun???????????????????

kyun??????????????

bcoz entry fee was Rs.1500 per head!!!!!!!

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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????

Think.............

Give up??

Coz...

"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango." (Haq is Inzmam Ul Haq Pakistani
Batsman)

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if a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does
it mean?????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????

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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere

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