Exams SMS - 4

• EXam's song:"Chanda Mama so Gaye,Student saare jage.Dekho pakdo yaron,Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.Ek pariksha khatam,to dujishuru ho gayi MAAMU.
• Hum jeete ek bar hai,
  marte ek bar hai,
  pyar ek bar hota hai,
  aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai
  ..............
  To fir ye ..
  EXAMS BAAR-BAARKYUN ??
• STUDENTS ANTHEM-hum honge pass pass, hum honge pass pass,honge pass pass 1 din,OHHO,likhte hain bakwaas,lekin univrsity pe hai vishwas,hum honge pass pass
• A student declartion at d end of the answer paper-"i hereby declare dat ans written above r true 2d bst of my friends knowledge,i claim no responsiblity of d correction of answer"
• Na moh na maya haiAalas tumhi ko aya hai.Baith k char panne palat lo betafinal paper girlfrnd / Boyfrnd ne nahi banaya hai.
• Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jaena tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai nena roya jaye aur na soya jaye.
• Exams ka saya hai,exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?duniyawale kehte hain acche number lo,par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
• "Examination is Garden,Success is Flower......May GOD Bless U with Power to Pluck this Flower!"
• Har sawaal se dat kar ladhna,Fekne mein kami mat karna,Mouka mila to peeche bhi dekhna,Aur ek baat yaad rakhna.....Aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna! ;)Good Luck!
• Hight of honestySitting in an Examination hall,Opening a chit,Memorising the answer & writting it without seeing.

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Exams SMS - 3

• yeh exame ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
  ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
  rehta hai jo nigaho se dur,
  saale vo he questions compulsary hote hai...
  so........BEST OF LUCK!!!
• Qayamat ke din farishte ne sab se kaha...aapne aapne gunaah paper pe likho.Sabne apne apne gunaah likhe...ki achank aapki aawaz aayi..."Sir supplement."...
  so write well in exame & best of luck!!!
• Kahan koi kitab aaisi mili jispe dil luta dete, Her ek ne dimag khaya kiss-kiss ko nipta dete, Ab sylabus dekh ke sochte hai,Ek mahina or hota to duniya hila dete....
  BEST OF LUCK & WRITE WELL!!!
• Ishq ke school me naya mahol ho gaya...Ek teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya. Tbhi se sare class ka dil udas ho gaya. Saare bachhe fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya....
  DO NOT USE ANT SHORT CUT LIKE PAPPU...!!!
• Student ke dard ko Universitywale kya jaane??College ke rivajon ko parents kya jaane??Hoti hai taklif jo likhne walon ko, Wo paper check karne wala kya jaane??.........
  ALL THE BEST OF UR EXAMES!!!
• Lamha lamha yuhi guzar jayega,Kuch dino baad Final Exame aa jayega,Abhi waqt hai thoda aur padhle...Tu kya Munnabhai hai, jo Rustam tujhe bachane aayega??.......
  WISH U ALL THE VERY BEST 4 ALL UR PAPERS!!
• Kash koi exame result ka insurance kara deta.To har exame ke pahle primium bharwa leta,Pass hota to thik warna insurance claim karwa leta...
  ALL THE BEST
• Exame me question aaya :- challenge ka example likhiye?Ladke ne pura paper blank choda aur end ke page pe likha: Agar apne baap ki aulad hai to pass karke bata....
  HEY U DONT DO LIKE THAT...WRITE WELL!!!
• It takes 15trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exame. Joine us in promoting the noble coz ofsaving tress...SAY NO TO EXAMES...
• book khulti hai exam ka sama hota hai,isi mausam me to dimag taba hota hai,dimag ki baatein answersheet pe nahi aati,ye fasana to marksheet pe bayaan hota hai

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Exams SMS - 2

• To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

• Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
  Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
  Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
  

• A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
  Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
  

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Exams SMS - 1

• kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

• har taraf padhai ka saya hai
  peparon mein number kisne paya hai
  ham to u hin aye the paper dene
  sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
  

• Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
  Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
  Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
  Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
  Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

• Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
  It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
  It functions right from the time we are born,
  and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

• My nights are going sleepless,
  my days are going useless.
  So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
  GOD replied, "no dear, result is near

• A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

• Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

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