Jokes Digest 5

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation karwane aata
hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.

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Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,

Why?

Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

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Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,

2nd sardar: hain phir tum ne kya kiya?

1st: kuch nahi main ne sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.

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Pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara
watch main light jalta hai.

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One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, that’s how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now ...Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"........ ;)

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Indian and American

An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game. The Indian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, the Indian declines and tries to get some sleep. The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500." This gets the Indian 's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Indian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American. "Okay," says the American, "Your turn." So the Indian asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers. Checks the input. All to no avail! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Indian and hands him $500. The Indian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Indian and asks,"Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the Indian reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep! J J

 

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Jokes

Tum Khilkhilate Raho, Muskurate Raho, Khush Raho, Haste Raho, Lotpot Ho Jao, Nacho Gao, Bhangra Pao, Mera Kya Hai Log Tumhe Hi PAGAL Kahenge.


Kallo Slected A Short Girl To Marry.
Lallo Asked: Why?
Kallo Said: Bapu Ne Kaha Tha Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utna Hi Acha Hai.


Taxi Driver To Kallo: Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai, Kya Karu?
Kallo: Saley Pahele Mitre Band Kar.


Ram Rajey May Doodh Mila, Krishan Yug May Ghee, Apney Yug May Daroo Milli, Tu Dabake Pi.


Jawani Ke Din Chamkiley Ho Gaye, Khushi Ke Tevar Nukiley Ho Gaye, Or Hum Ijhaar Karne May Thode Dheelay Ho Gaye Or Unke Haath Peelay Ho Gaye.

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