Showing posts with label Sardar Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardar Jokes. Show all posts

Singh is king !!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
 
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now dear, you are a Catholic."
 
Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
 
 
There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted:
"Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb,
you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb
but now dears.... you are a potato and tomato"!
 
-- Singh is King...

 

 

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Sardar Jokes - 2

Saturday, May 30, 2009

What do you call a sardar with one hair ?
Iqbal Singh.

What is the taxi service in Khalistan called ?
Kar Seva.

What is the national drink of Khalistan called ?
Sharbat Khalsa.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.

A female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.

Khalistan history ..
SARSON-DA-SAGA

The great wall of khalistan ..
LONG-O-WALL (Former CM of Punjab -Longowal)

National dish of khalistan ..
AKALI-DAAL

The dirty drain of khalistan ..
BAR-NALA (Another CM of Punjab - Barnala)

A sikh scuba diver ..
JULL-UNDER SINGH (Jull means water)

A better adapted sikh diver ..
JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

A bald sardarjee ..
BAL-WANT SINGH

National Bird of Khalistan ..
Butter Chicken

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Sardar is back.........Balle...Balle...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Sardar is back with a bang..So have a nice time reading these ticklers.

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko dey key aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki ek hi mila tha

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Sardar and Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hans rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

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Doctor And Sardar .
Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

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Sardar and Home
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

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Sardar and prayer
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 lottery
ticket to le le"

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

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Sardar and Hitler
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha
na"

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Sardar and Computer

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

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Two Sardars
1st sardar: o yar agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ke banda soo hi jaye

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Sardar standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

One Man: Sardar u'll die.

Sardar: Oy tu marega, suna nahi train platform par arahi hi...

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Sardar and Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

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