Rajinikanth SMS | Rajnikant Jokes

Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

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Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes

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Rajnikant dropped an apple and gravity was born.

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East India Company left India in 1947 because Rajinikanth was supposed to born in 1949....:)

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Dear Harry Potter,
If it took me 8 damn movies to defeat one lame, bald villain, I would give people their money back!
Yours Sincerely,
Rajinikanth

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Jokes Series 1 Part - 2

If "Muahh" is a kiss.....then is "KalMuahh" a promise of a kiss for tomorrow??

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Santa (to Banta): Humme kya rishta hai?
Banta: Wohi jo besan aur pakode ka hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Kyonki jab besan santa hai tabhi pakoda banta hai.................:)

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Which state in India has the largest English speaking population? Ans: Before 8 PM -Kerela, After 8 PM – Punjab

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ex saying after a break-up "Hum humesha ache dost to rahenge hi". Its like after taking Ransom a kidnapper says "Acha dost, fir milenge". :P

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What is Stress?
U giv lift 2 a beautiful gal,she faints in ur car &u tk her 2 hospital. Dts stressful.
At hosp d Doc says shes preg & congrats u. U deny, but d girl says u r d father. This is getting very stressful! 
U req for a DNA test. After tests, doc says u r Sterile. U r now relieved. 
On way bk, u suddenly remember u have 3 kids at home- Who d Hell is their father?
NOW THAT'S STRESS!

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‎"ABCDEFG stands for: A Boy Can Do Everythng For Girl.........now the reverse GFEDCBA means: Girl Forgets Evrythng Done & Catches 'new' Boy Again"

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Wife:Tumne Mjhe Shadi se Phle Q nahi Bataya k Tumhari Phle hi RANI Naam ki Wife hai. .?

Husband: Maine Bataya to tha k Mein tume RANI ki tarah Rakhunga.

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Jokes Series - 1

The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'

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Q: What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?

A: The ones in the casinos are serious

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed.

The case was closed for lack of evidence.

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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."

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The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong

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Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls."

The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

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