Fun with UNIX

Fun wid Unix   >List of some actual "funny" responses from Unix when you mis-enter >"appropriate" > >$ cat "food in cans" >cat: can't open food in cans > >$ nice man woman >No manual entry for woman. > >$ rm God >rm: God nonexistent > >$ ar t God >ar: God does not exist > >$ ar r God >ar: creating God > >$ make love >Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. > >$ sleep with me >bad character > >$ got a light? >No match. > >$ man: why did you get a divorce? >man:: Too many arguments. > >$ !:say, what is saccharine? >Bad substitute. > >$ drink bottle: cannot open >opener: not found >

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Married Vs Bachelor

This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X)

X: Which shaving cream do you use?

Y: Baba's

X: Which aftershave do you use?

Y: Baba's

X: Which deodorant do you use?

Y: Baba's

X: Which toothpaste do you use?

Y: Baba's

X: Which shampoo do you use?

Y: Baba's

X: Which socks do you use?

Y: Baba's

X (Frustrated) : Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international company???

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Y: No, He is my roommate

Cheers to all the bachelors of the world!!!!

Married people (or soon-to-get- married) can observe 2 minutes of silence to mourn the loss of this privilege.

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Funny Translations

Funny Translations


Have a nice day! ----- * अच्छा दिन लो!

What's up? ----- *उपर क्या है?

You're kidding! ----- *तुम बच्चा बना रहे हो!

Don't kid me! ----- * मेरा बच्चा मत बनाअो!

Yo, baby! What's up? -----* बेटी यो, उपर क्या है?

Cool man! -----* ठंडा आदमी!

Check this out, man! ----* इसकी छानबीन करो, आदमी!

Don't mess with me, dude.--*मेरे साथ गंदगी मत करो, ए व्यक्ति 

 
She's so fine! ----- * वो इतनी बारीक हैं!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?--*सुनो दोस्त,वो चूजा मेरा है। ठीक

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----* अरे सुन्दरता की देवी, क्या पका रही हो 

 
Are you nuts? ----- *क्या आप अखरोट हैं?

Son of a gun.----- * बच्चा बंदूक का.

Rock the party. ---- * पार्टी में पथ्थर फेंको.

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Keep in touch...... * छूते रहो.

Lets hang out!....*चलो बाहर लटकते

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